here are one liners concerning marriage
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love
> you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'
> - they leave skid marks.
> -- Rita Rudner
>
We spend the first twelve months of our children's li
> v! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next
> twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
> -- Phyllis Diller
> Always get married early in the morning. That way, if
> it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
> -- Mic k! ey Rooney
Women now have choices. They can be married, not
> married, have a job, not have a job, be married with
> children, unmarried with children. Men have the same
> choice we've always had: work or prison.
> -- Tim Allen
