~Fragi~:

lolz waisey achee tabiyaat hai ji apkee   

BadShaH1:

aho

§alman AzaÐ:

Wife - I wish I was a newspaper, so i'd be in ur hands all day.
Husband - I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new 1 everyday.

§alman AzaÐ:

Never kiss a policewoman. She says- STOP! HANDS UP.
Never kiss a lady doctor.She says-NEXT plz.
Always kiss a Teachr.She says-NOW REPEAT IT 100 times.

hawwa ki beti:

HAI MAIZBANI KA YEH TAQAZA AAEY MEHMAN TO MUSKARA DO
MAGAR TABIAT YEH CHAHTI HAI KEH GALEY MILO AUR GALA DABA DO

new_beau:

hawwa ki beti:

HAI MAIZBANI KA YEH TAQAZA AAEY MEHMAN TO MUSKARA DO
MAGAR TABIAT YEH CHAHTI HAI KEH GALEY MILO AUR GALA DABA DO

Yeh Idea Pehlay kahan tha...SALL ko dena tha..Uss kay ghar last week mehmaan aaye thay