haan trying trying

maryam.:

This list will be updated frequently. a lot of things piss me off. randomly compiled.


1. ignorant biatches who think they know everything
2. my boss
3. my job (right now)
4. desi guys who try to hit on you and KNOW they don't stand a chance, and even after being denied, still perisist.
5. guys who wear axe. it smells cheap and unless you wanna smell repulsive, i'd suggest you switch to something else. and please don't smell like you bathed in the stuff. a little goes a long way.
6. men who open their car door just so they can spit
7.sluts
8. sluts again
8. ignorant family members.
9. stupid family members
10. guys who use "EH girl, what yo name" as a pick up line
11. 98% of bollywood movies
12. Desi "GANGSTERS"...right
13. PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiKe tHiS
14. ppl who typ like dis (how hard is it to type out a few extra letters?)
15. people who spend 98% of their time on their computers
16. physics.. hated it in 10th grade.. hate it now.
17. OOOOOH THIS ONE PISSES ME OFF THE MOST! RANDOM PAKISTANI/INDIAN FOBS WHO ADD YOU ON MSN
18. hillary duff
19. lindsay lohan
20. brittany spears
21. IMRAN HASHMI!!!!!!!!
22. JUNK MAIL
23. talking on the phone
24. answering my phone
25. people who post two word posts and spam an entire forum with their posts.. so whenever you look anywhere, all you see is their username and you can't find the topic you were looking for because their stupid posts are everywhere.
26. rain
27. driving
28. i hate the search counts on google. it makes no sense. i dont' care if there are 1265151665165 sites about chickens.
29. and also why does it matter how fast the page was generated? "THIS PAGE WAS GENERATED IN 0.0469 SECONDS" DO I CARE?! DOES ANYONE?
30. this thread

I hate when I read diz kinda post or topic

well, that's u'r own choice, u should not read such topics/posts

pa ji i wz kiddin tusi muft mai safie day rahy hoo yaar

nothing is free, maryam pays me
she;s rich

paa jeee kiya umeedye lagaye bethye hooooo


u sure she'll pd?

lol..she already deposited my first salary in bank on friday

she really pays u..

pa ji ap kaam kiya karty hooo lolzzzzzzz

31. i hate people who post in topics stating "i hate topics/posts like this." if you don't like it, keep your mouth shut and don't read it.
32. i hate having to go to work for only 5 hours a day this week.
33. cookbooks.

i am her umnnm..bodyguard

what if somebody attacks u from the back...

34. 50 cent
35. indolence and procrastination
36. PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HUG YOU EVERY TIME THEY SEE YOU
37. PEOPLE WHO GO "AWW YOU'RE SO CUTE" EVERYTIME YOU DO SOMETHING
38. desi aunties who hug the life out of you and then sit there and interview you as if you could be a potential wife for their bachelor son
39. forced conversations
40. random pauses
41. anything random not said by me :D
42. people who think they're funny but aren't
43. people who don't realize how hypocritical they are
44. the belief that free will exists in monotheistic religions.. it's either all there or isn't.. not half and half.
45. people who judge you and have no right to because their kids are a hundred times more screwed up than you
46. failing
47. falling behind
48. being sad
49. missing someone
50. thinking about law school
51. forgetting usernames
52. forgetting passwords!
53. having a 153 new emails in my inbox
54. juicy fruit
55. bad reception
56. noon
57. the people on food network
58. EMRIL ESPECIALLY
59. AMERICANS WHO PRONOUNCE MY NAME WITH A COUNTRY ACCENT! it isn't MARY AMMM
60. OR MERRIUM
61. OR MARYUM
62. OR MERRUM
63. OR MARYANN!! THERE IS NO 'N' IN MY NAME.
64. being tired and knowing that you could do more if you were not so tired.. and the fact that if you don't do it now you'll hvae to get up early tomorrow to finish it
65. headaches

GOD!her list is ever increasing and she thinks she is making life better since 1982.does so much hatred makes life better

nikama nikama nikama
you should try it
great way to vent
it can offer you a good outlet for your frustrations

i'll try,but u will be responsible for the consequences

alrightio...
i mean how bad can the consequences be............right?...

yes,since i wont hate only i will take some practical measures against those i hate.u will have to bail me out ok

um......
hmmm
nah..
don't have time

i hate maryam

konsi maryam?
there are a million different maryams in this world


66. i hate people who are fazool, good for nothing, and nikama.

i have to change my opinion,i luv those who hate me

67. georgetown law school and all the people on the committee there as well as the admissions office.

like an unchecked cancer..hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity..
hate destroys a mans sense of valuez and his objectivity..
it causes him to describe the beutiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful..
n to confuse the true with the false..and the false with the true...

but i too still persist with hate..

GOD bless u

i hate ppl who live in virgnia, cuz all desi gals n guys asii he baatian karty hain wahan .n its seems like desi mini pak lolzz

hey now dont say dat u r also living there


cheer up


holla

haven't you people ever heard of
closing the god damn door
no
it's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality




68. stomach viruses
69. puking all night long for two nights in a row
70. when your body still wants to puke when nothing will come out.

lol

sorry 2hot4u

u kno i cant speck n write urdu

can u translate urs post in to urdu ,punjabi,or spanish lolzzz


holla

la la la la ooohhhhhh woooahh

just for the record,
the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
A. indifference or
B. disinterest in what the critics say

but you might swallow your tongue
you want to give up the ghost with a little more poise than that

or was it God that chokes in situations like that?
he called in he called in


prescribed pills
to offset the shakes
to offset the pills
you know you should take it a day at a time


heeeeeee neverrrrr fixesssss thissssss
but he makes me forget.