bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao
jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai
MANAGER
bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...
pehlay abnormal thay...
Suntay he nahi manager uncle...
jao mei nai bolta
jee
lagta hai kutt khani hai...
paray ho
ahooo
awwwwwww... mera bhai...
jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai
aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na
ayee hayee kya maza aayega
kutttt mai maza...
haan kaafi arsa hogaya na
pehlay kon lagata tha....
sub batadoon haath pair katwaloon
chal dafa ho
Kon katay ha haath???
yeh duniya
dunya kis ka naam hai?
jis mei aap azadi se phir rahay ho
to ap ko Mars per azadi sai nahi phirnay detay...
na jee wahan bari restrictions hai
tokay sai kaat kay choti kar lo...
kaat bhi do to thori dair baad woh phir barh jaati hai
yeh to wo wali bael lag rahi hai... jo jumanji mai thee...
aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde
itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....
hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei
Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....
yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya
AC wid blanket....
ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas
yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...
pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...
kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi
Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....
na assi minstein
uss nay kya invent kia tha?
jurm
woh to mujrim nay ijad kia tha..
ahho woh assi hee hai
sceintist mei hum minstein ke naam se jaanay jaate hai
kitnay naamon sai janay jatay hain...
har feild ke alag naam
aur kitni fields hain...
buhut hai jee
gin kar batao...
mujhay pata hai tumhain ginti nahi aati...
photo to aa rahi hai na...
Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???
arre rehndo yaar
tasweeron mei kya hai
Kon si tasveerain...
bus tasveerain bejaan tasveerain
kon si.....
wohi jo kissi ki yaad dilati hai
Kisi ke...
hai koi
bata do gay to bill aa jae ga...
na jee bill to nai aayega
to fir batao jaldi sai...
kahan ja rahi hain...???
pindi
jaao gay kya
kyoun mujhay jana mana hai kya...
nai chalay jao chandni jee ke saath hee
unhon nay lift hee nahi karai... akeli hee chali gai...
akeli nai gayee hai woh
Mujhay to nahi lai kar gai na... to akeli hee hon ge...
dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya
dill hay kay manta nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"
aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...
Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...
benazir nai phoppo hai woh
Kis kee phopo....???
subki
Itni sarrial phopo mai to nahi leta...
oye maray ga kya
Kyoun Benazir bhutto sahiba banday marti hain...
chandni jee khudi batayeinge
wo to khud bhaag gai hain... bataengee kya...
lo jee aagayee
kahan....??
yahen pe kia ho raha hai
programe cancel
hum tenha he kha lay gay
rabri falooda
khana hai
chandni g
khali pooch rahay ho...
jaldi sai lai kar aao...
dekha nahi kitnay dinon sai maang rhai hai...
sab bhokay ho tum log
aap ham sab sai ziada...
sry yaar bz tha kuch kaam parhgayee thay to un mei bz tha
khair aur suna bhabhi kaisi hai salam dena
agy mujrem piyary
ek token pahlay say ready hain or wo han dehan bhai
dosra abhi main pakar ker la ta hoon
