When I was but a wee child,
each lunchtime we had grilled cheese.
Somedays it got stuck to my nose,
the cheese made me wheeze and sneeze.
Sometimes my cheese had holes in it,
how they got there, I don't know how.
Grampa said the holes in the swiss,
perhaps came from a holy cow.
Why do they call it farmer's cheese,
it comes from a cow,don't you think.
I don't think jack cheese came from Jack,
and why does limburger cheese stink?
One time the cheese was real gooey
had the name of Italian fella,
On my pizza, how it stretched,
his name, Mr. Mozerella.
Do cheese balls bounce, cheese curls curl,
do cheese doodles doodle with a pen.
When taking pictures why do they say,
say cheese over and over again.
Posted on 6/1/2007 6:06:56 AM
