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Chain Smoker

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large

building. The second man is puffing away, one cigarette after another.

The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how you chain-smoke. How many
packs do you smoke a day?"

"Four."

"How long have you been smoking?"

"Thirty years."

"That's over six thousand packs. Why, if you didn't smoke, you could have saved
enough money to buy this building."

The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?"

"Never."

"Do you own this building?"

"No."

"Well, I do."


Posted on 7/24/2007 10:27:49 AM

Urdu Mainn Samjaho...mujhay bilkul Samajh nahin aaya

Posted on 7/24/2007 6:57:12 PM

gud 1 tashu


ill b a chain smoker as well

Posted on 7/25/2007 4:53:58 PM

ohhh really?

Posted on 7/25/2007 6:50:09 PM

Mujhay tou samjhao koi

Posted on 7/25/2007 7:11:24 PM

why do they smoke anyway

Posted on 7/27/2007 3:41:28 PM

~tasha~:
ohhh really?



yea jus cause of u ill start smokin
i mean ill continue wht i jus did bt ill increase

Posted on 7/27/2007 4:56:02 PM


Posted on 7/27/2007 5:21:22 PM

yeaaa

Posted on 7/27/2007 5:51:31 PM

KING OF JB:
oyee


again oyee


Posted on 7/29/2007 8:41:34 PM

oyee..... hmmmmmmmm

Posted on 7/29/2007 10:36:43 PM

eshajam:
oyee..... hmmmmmmmm


lol

Posted on 7/30/2007 5:06:57 AM

oyeee wht is happenin oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted on 9/1/2007 10:53:33 PM

NB ko kisi nay bhe nahi samjhaya .. lagta hai yahaan kisi ko bhe kuch samaj nahi aya ...

Posted on 9/1/2007 11:59:11 PM

NB ki fikar na karo aap dost

woh hai hee aisa

Posted on 9/2/2007 9:42:03 PM

Mujrim:
oyeee wht is happenin oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


dunno, esha plz explain

Posted on 9/5/2007 5:09:17 AM

lolzzz ayeee tashu supzzz

Posted on 9/5/2007 4:25:33 PM

Mujrim:
lolzzz ayeee tashu supzzz


moby where r u

Posted on 9/6/2007 5:04:02 AM

good one

Posted on 9/6/2007 11:29:43 AM

tashu ull find me in ur heart n mind

Posted on 9/8/2007 9:02:45 PM