The Legend Of Cigarettes

I am PETER STUYVERSANT.

I have two friends, BENSON AND HEDGES.

I come from the city of MALRBORO.

In the SALEM High country.

I always carry a MILD SEVEN.

I rode on a WHITE HORSE.

Going to KINGSWAY in KENT.

It way LUCKY STRIKE I fell in love.

With the daughter of MASTER DUKE.

Her name was YSL.

We got married by PERILLYS, the priest.

We checked in at the house of DUNHILL.

And booked into room number 555.

I laid her on the bed made of GOLD LEAF.

I played with her two MATTERHORNS.

When I poked in my ROTHMANS KING SIZE

She cried in delight, ?You are a ROUGH RIDER!!!?

You are riding like a mad CAMEL.

When I asked her if she is satisfied,

She answered, ?I want MORE!!!?

Posted on 7/30/2007 9:04:34 AM