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Time Please!

Time Please!




Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?
Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if
You tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.


Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.
Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.
Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.
Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.
Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.
Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.


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Posted on 1/29/2008 9:18:42 AM

thxx all of u boys

Posted on 1/30/2008 6:43:39 AM


Posted on 1/30/2008 9:46:33 AM



hahahahaha
good one!!!





Posted on 1/30/2008 2:28:46 PM

hahaha

Posted on 2/1/2008 12:45:05 PM

wa maza aa gia very nics

Posted on 2/1/2008 12:57:55 PM

sheriraja:
wa maza aa gia very nics
thanks

Posted on 2/3/2008 12:42:36 AM

SupidGuy:


hahahahaha
good one!!!




thxxxx

Posted on 2/3/2008 12:42:49 AM

Rehan M Din:
rdx

Posted on 2/3/2008 12:43:14 AM

Chick:
hahaha

Posted on 2/3/2008 12:43:27 AM

keep it up

Posted on 2/20/2008 7:03:17 PM

thx u pari

Posted on 4/6/2008 12:31:46 AM

Lol, kanjoos kai kah!

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