Sehri/Iftari kia socha kia khaya,kia hua

Rehan M Din:

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SupidGuy:

Rehan M Din:

SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...

Jigar,

mein ne phir bhi ANGOOR khaye thay!!!!

khatye walyeee

wesye khatye hotye bhi tu rate sun ke meethye hi lagnye thye

aaaho ji... is science ko kya kehtay hain bhala... ??

es science nu kehnde wa
ke

palyo pese kharchye hun te sawad a hi janda wa

hai na

Posted on 9/5/2008 1:22:52 PM

Aj sehri main yeh hua ke main frnd ke sath gaya hotel ji

main ne order dia ke allo wala pratha le aoo

n mere frnd ne poocha kia kia hai
us ne order bataya tu mera frnd kehta omlet hai tu kheta han ji omlet hai half fry n full fry bhi hia
mere frnd ko zara mixing ho gyae woh kehta 2 full fry le aoo (kehna omlet tha)
jub full fry aya tu kehta hain yeh kia(woh fried egg nai khata)
time thora tha tu jaldi se waiter ko kehta esa kero daal chana le aoo
n phir mujhye kehta yar yeh kia bat hui main ne tu omlet kaha tha
tu main ne kaha bhai ji hosh qaim kero omlet nai full fry kaha tha tu kehta acha omlet nai tha woh main ne kaha nai
tu tab tak waiter daal chana le aya tu phir us ko kehta yar aik omlet le aoo

phir janab sahib ne sehri fermai
n abhi tak tunn ho ke rest maar raha hai

Posted on 9/5/2008 1:29:42 PM

uss ka bhi haal ap kay waala ho gya...

Posted on 9/5/2008 1:33:42 PM

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Rehan M Din:

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SupidGuy:

Rehan M Din:

SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...

Jigar,

mein ne phir bhi ANGOOR khaye thay!!!!

khatye walyeee

wesye khatye hotye bhi tu rate sun ke meethye hi lagnye thye

aaaho ji... is science ko kya kehtay hain bhala... ??

es science nu kehnde wa
ke

palyo pese kharchye hun te sawad a hi janda wa

hai na

aaaho...

Posted on 9/5/2008 1:33:56 PM

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Rehan M Din:

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Rehan M Din:

Paa G... aj kahin aur sai pakoray lai lena...

SG... munh band kar lo... warna makhian chali jaen gi...

nai ji nai

main ne bhi phir zid paker li ke pakorye khanye tu unho se hi khanye hain aur phir kal yani 2nd aftari per kha ke aya

koi nai rehan paa ji SG ka moun khola rehne do kuch aye ga hi ..... ja tu kuch nai na raha

aur 3rd aftari ka kya howa???

Paa G... SG bura wi mana lenda ae...

nai nai SG bara changa munda wa
o nai mana-nda bura

o ki... changa mana-nda wa??

Posted on 9/5/2008 1:34:19 PM

hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:09:54 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah

looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai

hai na

ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:12:43 PM

aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye

have fun

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:14:13 PM

tehzeeb:
aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun

thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii

ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:46:58 PM

tehzeeb:
hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.

yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz

so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:48:23 PM

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah

looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai

hai na
ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney

arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na

main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur

Posted on 9/5/2008 8:49:43 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun

thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii

ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?

aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

Posted on 9/5/2008 9:10:59 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.

yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz

so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

achi bat hai tafreh lagti hogi

Posted on 9/5/2008 9:11:35 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah

looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai

hai na
ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney

arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na

main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur

chalein phir theik hia aap ko mafi waisey man letey hain k aap bahadur hain meine un say pocha nahi aaj yad say pocho gi

Posted on 9/5/2008 9:14:29 PM

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun

thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii

ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

kia pata dieting

Posted on 9/6/2008 3:19:58 PM

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.

yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz

so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

achi bat hai tafreh lagti hogi

bilkul ji bilkulllll

bahut maza ata hai

per zara dehan se rehna parta hai ke kahin kisi se maar na par jaye

Posted on 9/6/2008 3:20:45 PM

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah

looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai

hai na
ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney

arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na

main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur

chalein phir theik hia aap ko mafi waisey man letey hain k aap bahadur hain meine un say pocha nahi aaj yad say pocho gi

han ji yaad se poochna
na poocha tu fine ho ga

Posted on 9/6/2008 3:21:38 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun

thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii

ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

kia pata dieting

nahi yar mujh say bilkul diting nahi hoti or jalebi dekh kar to bilkul bhi nahi

Posted on 9/7/2008 8:02:06 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
hahaha bichara aap ka freind aap k sab dost aisey he hain SHANDAR.

yup ji sab hi esye hain shandar

lolzzzz

so barye dramye hotye rehte hain

achi bat hai tafreh lagti hogi

bilkul ji bilkulllll

bahut maza ata hai

per zara dehan se rehna parta hai ke kahin kisi se maar na par jaye

haha

yeh t sab say pehley hain na

Posted on 9/7/2008 8:02:56 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ko bara exprience hain wah ji wah

looo ji bataoo ji esye hi hota hia na

hai na hai na

n han soi hui bhi uthye tu aina dekh ke ohhhhhh haye ALLAH ji
phir khud hi sharmindagi se oohhh acha n sir pe halki si chapat lagai

hai na
                                            &n bsp;  ji nahi aisa kabhi bhi nahi huwa merey sath allah ney itni achi shaqal di hai mein aina dekh kar shukar ada karti hun k itni achi shaqal di hai alhamdulilah aap bhi shukar ada kiya karein bahadur baney

arye ji ap ka tu kaha hi nai main ne

yeh tu woh jo ap ko dieting per majboor kerti hian un ko kaha hia lolzzzz

ab xtra dieting ker ke esa hi ho ga na

main ji bahut buhadar hoon
sachi seeeeee

bahut zyada bahadur

chalein phir theik hia aap ko mafi waisey man letey hain k aap bahadur hain meine un say pocha nahi aaj yad say pocho gi

han ji yaad se poochna
na poocha tu fine ho ga

toba paisey k dushman har cheez pey paisa kamaney ki pari hai greeb bachey khan jaye

kahi to maaf kar diya kao

.Khair meine poch liya to woh sab mujh par baras pari "hey baji hum aap ko aisey lagtey hain ap kitni buri hain"phir meine un ko manaya or kal afteri mein un ko pizza bana kar diya

yeh hoti hai hamari diet

Posted on 9/7/2008 8:06:13 PM

paaa g... mai faer sahi akhya c na...

Posted on 9/8/2008 10:13:23 AM

ooooooyeeeeeeeeeee CF ji meri barfiiiiii khitey ye

Posted on 9/9/2008 9:08:31 PM

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
aap ki JALEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII bht hai na abb KHOOB SHOQ say khaiye have fun

thank u ji thank u

bari mazedar hai jiiii thnkkkksss alott jiiii

ap ne bhi khai na jaleebi ?
aap ko kiya lagta hai nahi khao gi roza to khuley

kia pata dieting
nahi yar mujh say bilkul diting nahi hoti or jalebi dekh kar to bilkul bhi nahi

koi nai ji jaleebi ke liye dieting maaf hai

Posted on 9/10/2008 2:23:22 PM

tehzeeb:
toba paisey k dushman har cheez pey paisa kamaney ki pari hai greeb bachey khan jaye kahi to maaf kar diya kao .Khair meine poch liya to woh sab mujh par baras pari "hey baji hum aap ko aisey lagtey hain ap kitni buri hain"phir meine un ko manaya or kal afteri mein un ko pizza bana kar diya yeh hoti hai hamari diet

hahahaha acha jiiii
wah kia baat hia kia baat hia

wese pizza kha ker unhon ko hospital jane ki zarorat to nai na pari ????????????

Posted on 9/10/2008 2:25:21 PM

Rehan M Din:

paaa g... mai faer sahi akhya c na...

nai ji

Posted on 9/10/2008 2:25:52 PM

tehzeeb:
ooooooyeeeeeeeeeee CF ji meri barfiiiiii khitey ye

hain ji abhi tak pohnchi nai jiiiiiiiiiii

ab tk tu pohanch gaye ho gi na ji

Posted on 9/10/2008 2:27:32 PM

cutefriend:

tehzeeb:
toba paisey k dushman har cheez pey paisa kamaney ki pari hai greeb bachey khan jaye kahi to maaf kar diya kao .Khair meine poch liya to woh sab mujh par baras pari "hey baji hum aap ko aisey lagtey hain ap kitni buri hain"phir meine un ko manaya or kal afteri mein un ko pizza bana kar diya yeh hoti hai hamari diet

hahahaha acha jiiii
wah kia baat hia kia baat hia

wese pizza kha ker unhon ko hospital jane ki zarorat to nai na pari ????????????

ooyeeeeeeeeeeeee barey mazey ka pizza banaya tha do banaye lekin mujhey aik he slice milla kha gaye sab

kabhi ana yahan ap ko bhi khilao gi kiya yad karo gey

Posted on 9/10/2008 8:33:16 PM

nai nai pehlye meri unse baad kerwao pehlye main confirm keron ga ke sach main kuch nahi hua un ko pizza kha ke

lolzzzzzzzzzz

han jiii zaror zaror ap ko zaror khidmat ka mauqa diya jaye ga

te inaam vich burfee diti jaye gi

Posted on 9/10/2008 8:36:35 PM