1.you're often found making out with the wall
2.you spend $50 a week and you don't realize where it goes
3.the kid who got expelled 5 years in a row is your best friend
4.you dream that you're burning trees
5.you have a tendency to sniff everything in sight
6.you only remember everything that happened 2 minutes ago
7.everything you see leaf-shaped reminds you of marijuana
8.your worst enemy in your dreams is a cop
9.chewing gum pisses you off
10.you have an A-Z book on identifying illegal plants