>Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita
>dunga.
>Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
>
>
>Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in
>it?
>Banta singh: Post office.
>
>
>Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar
>sakta
>tha kya?
>Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
>
>
>Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
>idhar-udhar
>chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
>honge....think.............
>"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
>
>
>Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
>Friend: B.A.
>Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
>
>
>A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
>Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
>I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
>
>
>Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
>sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
>Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
>Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
>
>Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta
>latak ke gaane
>laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B
>gaa
>raha hun.
>
>
>Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give
>me
>a ring?"
>"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"