what is it that stands a lot and regulates our daily movements, yet feels no interest in our concerns;
Directs us when to go and when to come, yet cares not whether we attend or not;
Still, thus indifferent tp our fate, often strikes a blow to urge is on, though we feel no resentment when the reproff is given??
"A train enters a tunnel at 7 o'clock. Another train enters the exact same tunnel at the other end, also at 7 o'clock on the same day. The tunnel has only one track, no passing places and no other means for the trains to pass, around, under or over. However, both trains made it safely through the tunnel. How? "
"Aunt Mary takes fruit, cake, and cookies for her picnic. She has three boxes for them - one is labeled COOKIES, one is labeled CAKE and one is labeled FRUIT. Aunt Mary likes to fool everyone so she has put every single thing in the wrong box. At the picnic, she tells everyone that the FRUIT is not in the CAKE box. Where is the cake?"
yeah....I can see why he is famous.... 
