Monthly Milestone Report of Software Engineer

Bank Balance
First Week        : 10000
Second Week       : 1000
Third Week        : 100
Fourth week       : 10

Conveyance
First Week        : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week       : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week        : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week       : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends
First Week        : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week       : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week        : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week       : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance
First Week        : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week       : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week        : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobileshould be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week       : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Boozing
First Week        : "Come, let's go to Pub and freak out!"
Second Week       : "Man, there is nothing in Pub. Let's go to Liberty Park."
Third Week        : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
Fourth week       : "Drinking is injurious to health"