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BILL GATES & LALU BIHARI

Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."


Posted on 4/5/2004 9:25:45 PM

hehehehee...
I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.





btw.. somethng happend in bihar yesterday

Posted on 4/6/2004 1:02:24 PM


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Posted on 4/6/2004 8:40:01 PM

hhaahahahhaa .... bilu kahan phans gaya heheeh

Posted on 4/6/2004 8:55:31 PM

hahahahaaaaaaaaa

Posted on 4/8/2004 3:37:18 AM

tarash:
hahahahaaaaaaaaa


hahahaha with Ashwariya Thumka....Nice Enjoyment Tarash

Posted on 4/8/2004 2:22:35 PM


Posted on 4/9/2004 10:12:59 AM

good one :)

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Posted on 4/11/2004 8:11:13 PM

friend_16:



ab bas bhiiiiiiii

Posted on 4/14/2004 10:39:10 PM

kion time khatam ho gya hai

Posted on 4/15/2004 5:13:14 AM

tarash:
kion time khatam ho gya hai
HAAAAAAAAAN

Posted on 4/17/2004 6:27:43 PM

~Fragi~:
hhaahahahhaa .... bilu kahan phans gaya heheeh



bilu phans gya ya lalu

Posted on 4/18/2004 3:32:17 PM