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im not like uuuuuu
u buuudhiii

im a perfectly balance guy samjhii
motooo wesay tumhara weight kitnaa haii

Posted on 5/5/2004 1:30:19 PM

meri weight tumarie koi Business nahie hai...apnie Mommy se poocha meri Antie jo hai. meri leaya suits ban re hai because i'am special.

AND IT'S GONA TAKE A CRAIN TO BALANCE YOU HEHEHEHE

Posted on 5/5/2004 1:33:44 PM

yes u r special
tumjesi to special hi hogi naa special child
aachaa mom kah rahi thin kay 20 meter kapra chahyee aik nazuk si larki ka suit banwana haii

Posted on 5/5/2004 3:46:03 PM

Antie ne meri kapra pelay se leay le aya. us ne meri mesurments be le.Tumarie tara meai ek mota cookie monster nahie hoon, tumarie kameez ke mesurments lenay meai Pakistani cricket team ko game rook ne parthie hai. puray pitch ke zooraat ho thie hai tumaray kameez salanay meai. Tumaire kameez Pakistani goverment ne istmall ke hai Hot air balloon killaya.

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:12:10 PM

achhaaaa

weasay tumhari measrmet to

    200,180,200 HAI

acha bolo to tumhary kapryy container main bhej doonn

   kharab egg

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:30:39 PM

o0o0o0o0o0o kya chal raha hai ..... yai kya aik dosre per fire kiyai ja rahe hain ...... chaloo ab haath milaoo warna ...... gussa choro aur ache dostoon kee tarha rahoo.....

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:31:51 PM

chahudry ji rahnyy doo zara isskoo nimtany doo

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:34:20 PM

MR.CHAUDRY IZ MOTA KARACHI KA SHARA HUWA ANDA SE BOOLO HAR MANAY!


aur mr.javad meri mesurments intney nahie hai,Antie ji ne meri mesurments le hai. Antie kethie hai MARSHALLAH meri figure barie achie hai aur vo mujay bhoot pyaar kar thie hai, unlike you who she doesen't love. . Just because you want to take my mesurments muhahahaha

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:39:23 PM

nahin bhaii nahin rehnai doo yaar ache dostoon kee tarha rahoo.... aur asin plz aap b yai kya bachoon kee tarha fight ker rahe hain ...... plz ab aap dono ache dostoon kee tarha rahoo ok....good

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:45:42 PM

I'AM NOT A KID DA DA CHAUDHRY TELL THAT PINDO JAVAD

Posted on 5/5/2004 4:48:29 PM

mootooo mootooooo
kalii batakhh


Posted on 5/5/2004 4:58:25 PM

uuuuuuuuffffffffffffffoooo kya hogya tum logoon ko... larna band karo yaar......javed tum to larke hoo plz tum hee give up ker doo....

Posted on 5/5/2004 5:10:54 PM

yaar chaudryy mera naam javad haii aur yaar
rahny do main nay bohat payar say baat ki thi janab say magar...
u know na lattooon kay bhoot baton say nahi mantyy

Posted on 5/6/2004 7:13:40 AM

You Pakistani Pindo is ne shuru keaya, Javad ko keema naan se e pyaar karna arthay hehehehe

Posted on 5/6/2004 3:11:01 PM

to tum apnay aap ko keema naan hi samjhoo

Posted on 5/6/2004 3:58:08 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHh

Posted on 5/7/2004 3:21:12 PM

kiaaaaaaa hogyaaaaa meri dushmaan koo

kher to hai naaa

Posted on 5/7/2004 6:06:17 PM

tumarie Dushman ko pata lagai hai ke tum Mujay se Pyaar kar thai ho. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is ka ek answer hai TUM CHAUDRY SE SHAADI KAR LO JAVAD hehehehe .
Kitney achie jo re ho ga tumara , Mujay bulana Shaadi per I want to dane to Bhangra. And you better order a FERRARI car for your baraat. Maybe the 360 spider?

Posted on 5/10/2004 3:47:00 PM

aray ye chudari ko kion kabab main hadi bana rahi hoooooooooooooooooooooo
mera dil to bussssssss tumpay agya haiii
aur tumharay liye kisi farari ki zaroorat nahi pary gii
tumhain pedal hi lay aonga

Posted on 5/17/2004 7:57:07 AM

Tum ko kaya lagata hai? Shaadi killaya meai ha kar do ge? In Your dreams pee brain!, mujay kissy smelly unpar pindo se nahie shaadi karnie, And yes keep walking you could use the exersize Fatty!

Posted on 5/17/2004 1:04:53 PM

shadi say pahly sab yehi boltay hainn
magar fikar not tumhar time kareeeb haii

Posted on 5/18/2004 4:30:08 PM


Posted on 5/18/2004 4:33:45 PM

I'am am not marrying you! First i'am very good at running so i will run away, if i get caught and locked up i have a secound talent of picking locks! and if it comes to that i have to Marry a smelly like you, i will simply Beat you up and run to the Airport like hell! Just before i finish shopping for some stuff in Pakistan

so what are you going to do about that mota?
you can't go to the Police and say "Help, i got beaten up by a girl?" hehehehe .

Posted on 5/18/2004 5:04:50 PM

hehehee
i will handle u with care
and dont worry u r no more than a larkii
so i can deal gals like uu
kalooo

Posted on 5/18/2004 5:59:50 PM

care? hay your the one that is going to need care!
i'am a Punjabi larki that can beat up men! if i can beat up my cousin and he's 22 and goes to the G.Y.M. what chance have you got Pindo? NONE! hehehehe

Posted on 5/20/2004 2:43:53 PM

daAR GAYA pindo! haar manie ke nahie

Posted on 5/24/2004 3:31:53 PM

yee to tumhain tab pata chaly ka jo do do hath hongay
wesay tum kion apni tangee turwana chahti hoo
kalii chipkilii

Posted on 5/25/2004 7:29:54 AM

Pindo kuch ke re hai? hmmmmm sowwie mujay Pindo ke zubaan samaj nahie arthie! Haar manie ke nahie! varna pelay bazaar ja ker bra kareed ker,pir Raat meai tumarie ghaar ka ek window toor ker tumarie kamre meai ar ker tum jab sooray nahie hi ge, tum ko penado ge, pir photo banar ker. jaga jaga Lahore ke bazzar meai lata ga to de, aur Janubaba per be post kar do ge Pindo! Haar maney ke nahie?    

Posted on 5/25/2004 3:23:13 PM

achaaaa phir   kabb arahi hooooooooooooooooo

Posted on 5/29/2004 5:02:01 PM

whY? TUM SE KAYA

Posted on 6/3/2004 3:51:42 PM