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aik dafa aik bahri jahaz tofan main phanss gia.kaptaan nay kaha kay teen admi samandar main kood kar jaan ki qurbani dain tu jahaz buch sakta hai.
aik sikh aik angraiz aur aik mirasii ko quraandazi kay zariay qurbani kay liay muntakhib kia gia.
angraiz nay kaha.. oh god plz bless me---aur samandar main kood gia.
sut sari akal---sikh nay nara lagaya aur woh bhi kood gia.
mirasi nay dain bain daikha .. zoor say kaha "nara_a-takbeer" aur "ALLAH HO AKBAR "ka nara luga kar pass kharay hindu ko samandar main phaik dia.
Posted on 6/1/2004 3:55:19 PM
aik larki ko traffic constable nay ziada raftaar say gari chalannay ki khata par rook lia aur uss ka challan karnay kay liay poocha "app ka naam" larki nay aday_a_dilbariii say muskuratay hoay jawab dia"seema aur app ka??"
Posted on 6/1/2004 3:58:17 PM
mirasii nay nimaz shuru ki.har nimaaz kay baad ghar atta tu aik na aik gay ya bhainss mari pari hoti.do din main uss nay 10 nimazain parheen aur uss kay saray janwar mar gay ,sirf aik kata rah gia jo zoor zoor say gala phar kar chila raha tha-shaid akela honay ki waja say gahbra gia tha.mirasii jo kah pehlay hi jala bhuna hoa tha uss kay shoor say tung aa kar bola.abay chup ho ja ,tu tuuuu do nafloon ki maar hai ----- karoon wazooooo.
Posted on 6/1/2004 4:02:08 PM
aray kia hoa app loogon ko mera yeh topic pasaand nahin ayya kia.
Posted on 6/2/2004 3:31:17 PM
classic man too gud
Posted on 6/2/2004 3:56:16 PM
good work

mujhy abhi koi yaad nahi arhaa
Posted on 6/2/2004 7:16:29 PM
aray mujhay baray attay hain suntay jaooo.
Posted on 6/2/2004 11:23:19 PM
aik dafa food inspectors ki team murghioon(hens) kay forms ka muaina karnay nikli.aur buhat say logoon ko fine bhi kia.aik mirasi ka bhi murghi khana tha.ussnay apnay app ko uss team kay tamam sawalat kay jawabat kay liay tyar kar lia.aur mind main har sawal ka jawab buna lia.jub inspection team mirasii kay murghi khanay par puhanchi tu unhoon nay murghioon ka muaina karnay kay baad kaha."app ki murghian buhat kamzoor hain lugta hai ap inhain khana main kuch sahi nahin daitay" mirasi jo kay mently tyar tha nay itmenen say jawab dia "nahin sir main tu inhain kuch ghalat nahin daita bulkay main tu inhain subha ko aik rupayya day daita hoon yeh jo chahain kha lain""
Posted on 6/2/2004 11:28:52 PM
arey joker itaney saarey jokes
Posted on 6/3/2004 1:02:27 AM
good yar
Posted on 6/3/2004 7:35:31 AM
shy_princess:
arey joker itaney saarey jokes
abhi tui shukar karo mirasi ki juga tumharay jokes nahin suna diay.
Posted on 6/3/2004 2:37:18 PM
abbey chup warna sardaar jee kai jokes aa jain gai
Posted on 6/3/2004 3:37:11 PM
rerally nice jokes



hey but is topic ko phunnyphix/jokes mein hona chahye tha i think..yahan kyun?
Posted on 6/3/2004 6:43:14 PM
WAFA:
rerally nice jokes



hey but is topic ko phunnyphix/jokes mein hona chahye tha i think..yahan kyun?
THANKX WAFA JI .AUR ISS SAY KIA FARQ PARTA HAI KAY TOPIC KONSAY FORUM MAIN HO ,WAISAY BHI TEEM TALK MAIN TEENS KAY SUB TOPICS ATTAY HAIN.
Posted on 6/4/2004 3:31:49 PM
acha joker tum nai jokes lai kaar ayo nah
Posted on 6/5/2004 12:49:42 AM
acha tu phir sunoooooo...............
aik professor nay churs pii lii.nashay main kahin toti hoi qabar main ja gira.zara aram mila tu soo gia.subha nasha utra.ankh khuli tu qabar say nikla.qabaristan ko ankhein phaar phaar kay daikha aur burburayya"ghazab khuda ka.yoom-a-mahshar aa gia main wahid murda hoon jo apni qabar say nikal ayya baqi murday bekhubar soo rahay hain"
Posted on 6/5/2004 2:22:17 PM
YEH WAQIA KAB PESH AYA THA AP KAY SAATH
Posted on 6/5/2004 2:49:59 PM
haan bachay apun say punga nahin lainay kaaaa,magna par sakta haiiiiiiii.
Posted on 6/5/2004 3:36:54 PM
ziyadah mehngaa nahin pardey ga pangaa lai loo still alone i m with u
ziyadah sai ziyadah 100000000$mehga pardey ga ess sai ziyadah nahin
Posted on 6/5/2004 4:10:08 PM
chup karo room main aa jatay hoo fazool batein bananay abhi tuk koi aik joke bhi sunaya hai kissi nay???
Posted on 6/5/2004 11:59:32 PM
acha ub saray bikul hi chup ho gay hoo
kuch tu bool bhi doo ub.
Posted on 6/7/2004 12:41:56 PM
kia bol dain kuch?
okay hum kuch bol daitey hian
Posted on 6/7/2004 12:51:13 PM
wafa kia hoa tumhary galy main khich khich to shuru nahi hogaii
Posted on 6/7/2004 1:06:19 PM
vicks kigoli lain khich khich dour karein
Posted on 6/9/2004 2:49:38 AM
ok tum sub nikamay hoo mujhay hi koi joke sunana paray ga......
Posted on 6/9/2004 4:24:23 AM
driving seekhnay kay liay aik shoqeen larki kafi dair say aik car kay pass intructor ka intezar kar rahi thi.jub kafi dair koi na ayya tu uss nay reception say poocha "kia baat hai ajj chuti tu nahin hai??"
clirk na bataya "chuti tu nahin hai lakin adhay ghantay say 4 intructor appas main lar rahay hain kay app ko driving kon sikhay ga"
Posted on 6/9/2004 4:28:16 AM
barish main aik larka apnay hostel kay room main wapis ayya tu daikha us ka dostus ki barsati pehn kar bahior nikal raha tha.uss nay garaj kar kaha "tum nay meri ijazat kay baghair meri barsatiistimal karnay ki jurat kaisay ki"???
dost masomiat say bola "tu kia tum pasand karo gay kay tumhara sub say khobsorat suit barish main bheeg kar kharabho jay???"
Posted on 6/9/2004 4:35:22 AM
loo abb tum itna israar kaar hey rahey hoo tu joke tu sunana pardey ga yaar joke tu yaad nahin aa raha aik mazahiya shair sunn loo
aaarz kiya hai


Posted on 6/10/2004 2:07:01 AM
ji ji zaroor zaroor urz karein .magar tum jaisa fazool shair na hoo
Posted on 6/10/2004 3:50:54 AM
waisay jub tuk app kuch sunain gi main hi aik joke farma daita hoon tu farmaya hai kah
Posted on 6/10/2004 4:58:10 AM
do admi motorcycle par ja rahay thay itefaq say accident ho giya.hospital lay jaya gia.doctor nay jub marhumpatti shuru ki tu aik nay bara shoor machaya ,cheekha chilaya aur hospital ko sir par utha lia.
jub dosray ki barii aii tu woh chup chap pati bundhwata raha doctor nay sarhatay hoay kaha"yeh bhi tu insaan hai jiss nay himat kar kay sari takleef bardasht kar li hai kitna bahadur hai"
yeh subkar zakhmi nay kaha "doctor saab !yeh baat nahin ,darasal main apnay dost ki cheekh-o-pukar sun kar dar gia tha aur main nay app ko bajay zakhmi paar kay acha paar marhum pati kay liay day dia""
Posted on 6/10/2004 5:02:29 AM
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