tumne qv ko deewanee kaha??
tt bhiya app ko phappy kutni ban gay![]()
chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai
doppher ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai
Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai
saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunao dastaan
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai
daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai
dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai
wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai
second show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai
Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai
Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai
Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kehna yaad hai
haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey chaley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai
khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beauty parlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai
yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai
aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga banana yaad hai
shukr hai 'HumTum' teri shaadi nahi hoye abhi
shaadi shuda YarooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai
samgha rahy hoon app ko kay shadi say baz rahooo![]()
Khud jo karlee tum ne
ha ha ah
sudher jao nahi to bhabi say roz belan say mar khaoo gay
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ajj hamery bolnay ki chotty hay![]()
karwa choth ka werth hay hamera![]()