Kids vs. Teachers
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No it isn't, Teacher. Today's my eighth birthday.

TEACHER: chuchu, go to the map and find honolulu.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered Honolulu?
CLASS: Chuchu!

TEACHER: sheeday, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Sheeda: Me!

TEACHER: jeeray, why do you always get so dirty?
Jeera: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
Bali: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Bali: The one that says, "Slow -- School Ahead."


TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
biju: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Mana: Don't bite any.


MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Fujja: You said it was my lunch money.

TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!