> > >A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She >went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said >to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." >The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to >mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, >your husband will get ten times more or better!" >The woman said, "That's okay." >For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. >The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your >husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock >to." >The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman >and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman >in the world! >For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The >frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he >will be ten times richer than you." >The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is >mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! >The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a >mild heart attack." >Please scroll down. >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >== >The man had a heart attack ten times than his wife; he died and left a >fortune for her wife!!! >Moral: Women are smarter!!!
Posted on 7/29/2004 2:51:44 PM
