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~CHANDNI~

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jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

cutefriend says
ahca chalooo main ro leta hoon
Posted 04 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
pagelllll    hiiioyeeeeeeee
Posted 04 May 2005

cutefriend says
A best sfrnd is like a pearl,gold,diamond,and everything which is in ur heart,which u like very much.If i m in ur heart, I M UR BEST FRND


sent bye MY BEST FRND
Posted 05 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says



lik me
Posted 05 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
1960's Girl, <o:p></o:p>
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Jiya Beqarar Hai, <o:p></o:p>
Ayee bahar Hai, <o:p></o:p>
Aaja moray Sajna, <o:p></o:p>
Tera intazar Hai, <o:p></o:p>
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2004's Girl, <o:p></o:p>
Jiya Beqarar Hai, <o:p></o:p>
Ayee bahar Hai, <o:p></o:p>
Aaja moray Sajna, <o:p></o:p>
Warna Doosra tayyar Hai !!! <o:p></o:p>
Posted 05 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 05 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 08 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Once a Cow, Elephant & a Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three. So here goes..................

Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that's why im the greatest.

Elephant: I eat 100 Kg of sugar-cane daily and that's why I am the greatest!!



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Hellooooooo!!!!!! What are you waiting for?!?!?!?
It's your turn to speak up.
Posted 08 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says



Posted 09 May 2005

A new house was purchased and one of the owner's friends wanted to
send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new home site
and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he
was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry,
you should imagine this, 'Somewhere there is a funeral taking place
today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on
your new location.'"
Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 09 May 2005

Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
> > party.. he introduced his family to his friends
> > saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ...
> > this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"
Posted 09 May 2005

Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year
Posted 09 May 2005

lol
Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
your   turn sarder jeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted 09 May 2005

This is what Indian Movies is all about...

Good observations!!... Nice one indeed!!


Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her.
Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.


Rangeela
Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a chinese meal. Strangely when they are in restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pulav etc.

What's happened to the wish for noodles ?

Posted 09 May 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Teen tracker said:

This is what Indian Movies is all about...

Good observations!!... Nice one indeed!!


Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her.
Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.


Rangeela
Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a chinese meal. Strangely when they are in restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pulav etc.

What's happened to the wish for noodles ?

wah   sarder jee wah
Posted 09 May 2005

aadab aadab
Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
> > >A. Moti-vating..!!!
Posted 09 May 2005

lol

Pare you are MotiVating
Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
nahiii to   sarser jee u beeter understand me
Posted 09 May 2005

bhago bachee
Posted 09 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 10 May 2005

baat suno meri

yeh sms k liye hain na topic
yahan jokes post na kro warna
phunny sectin main move ho jaye ga
Posted 10 May 2005

yeh bhi hay
Posted 10 May 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
QUEEN VICTORIA said:

baat suno meri

yeh sms k liye hain na topic
yahan jokes post na kro warna
phunny sectin main move ho jaye ga






ok   
sab soon looooo



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Posted 10 May 2005

theek hay rulz itne strict nahin hone chahye
Posted 10 May 2005

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