~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

joker says
hmm bohaat achy hain sub kay sms but koyii mujy send ker day mery mobile per


Posted 29 Jun 2005

joker says

chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.



Posted 29 Jun 2005

joker says


whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.
Posted 29 Jun 2005

joker says

i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn't appear so i called da sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is readin ur msg:)


Posted 29 Jun 2005

joker says

dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itnee to kadar kia kero karo na karo call per her roz do char sms to kia kero

Posted 29 Jun 2005

joker says
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI
Posted 29 Jun 2005

joker says
Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D

Posted 29 Jun 2005

cutefriend says
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted 29 Jun 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Bazigaar says
mujhay bhi kerna hae sms
Posted 30 Jun 2005

cutefriend says
to karoo na
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Bazigaar says
ek problem hae yaar
Posted 30 Jun 2005

cutefriend says
woh kiya

ab yeh na kehna ke cell phone nahi hia
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Bazigaar says
haan yaar...

mere pas cellular nahi hae
Posted 30 Jun 2005

cutefriend says
dekha apun ko pata tha
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Bazigaar says
kya baat hae janab ke
Posted 30 Jun 2005

cutefriend says
Posted 30 Jun 2005

joker says
muj say lay loo main bohaat tang hoon
Posted 30 Jun 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Bazigaar said:

haan yaar...

mere pas cellular nahi hae





ham bhaj   dey
Posted 01 Jul 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
. American scientists dug 50 metres under the ground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time America announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network...
     Naturally the government of India was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 metres down, they found small pieces of Glass and they soon announced that the ancient Indians 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fibrenet...
     Pakistani scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 metres underground but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Pakistanis 55,000 years ago had Wireless (cellular) telephones.

   

2. Through the center of Lahore theres the new Indo-Pak Samjhauta Express speeding along...
   In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful young woman, on old matronly woman, an indian and a pakistani....
   Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel. It is completely dark, then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the Indian is holding the side of his face and the Pakistani is grinning his face off.
   The old matronly woman thinks ' Now thats a fine young woman, the indian tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one! '
   The young woman is thinking ' Now thats a strange indian, he'd rather kiss that old woman then me! '
   The indian is thinking ' Now that's a smart pakistani! , he steals the kiss i'm the one who gets slapped '
    The pakistani is thinking ' Gee i'm smart!! The train goes through the tunnel, i kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping an indian

   

3. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

   

4. Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

   

5. "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied the boy.
"I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sign of relief.

   

6. 'Doctor, Doctor, Youve got to help me - i just cant stop my hands shaking!'
'Did you drink a lot?'
'Not really - most of it spilled out!'
   

7. Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
      Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?
      Patient: Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.

   

8. A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends
when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

"Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.

He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."

   

9.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

   

10. wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!"
Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
The wife replies, "I don't care! Just get the hell out!"
Posted 01 Jul 2005

Bazigaar says
SABZ PARI said:

Bazigaar said:

haan yaar...

mere pas cellular nahi hae





ham bhaj   dey


hanji why not
Posted 01 Jul 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
appp ki shadi may gift karron gy
Posted 03 Jul 2005

Bazigaar says
ab itna wait kerna paray ga mujhay
Posted 03 Jul 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
shadiii jaldi karwaloooooooooooooo
Posted 03 Jul 2005

Bazigaar says
ye ho nahi sakta
Posted 03 Jul 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
ary jab larka larki razi to kya kary ga kazi
Posted 04 Jul 2005

Bazigaar says
qazi to kuch nahi karay ga par immigration walay masla daal detay hain
Posted 04 Jul 2005

cutefriend says
ab kazi ki choro
court main jaoooo
Posted 04 Jul 2005

Bazigaar says
pehlay court he gya thaa...
Posted 04 Jul 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
abb mander may hall jaoo phary laga kay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 04 Jul 2005

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