---->>JB’s Rishta Corner <<----

cutefriend said:

                   difference



Men

1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car - failure
7. Park the car - failure
8. Park the car - success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phonecard back in handbag
12. Look for bank card
13. Insert card
14. Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21. Enter huge amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter large amount
24. #Error#
25. Enter smaller amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. 3Drive back to bank machine
35. Get out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE!!
45. Go into roundabout - right way
46. Drive 5 kilometers
47. Remove hand brake
48. Stop at mall
49. Spend money
50. Go back to step 1

JB Ka Raja said:

Koi hai

cutefriend said:

larkoon ka bhi poora hi likhah ia ab larkye ghalti kartye hi nahi to ab aur kiya likhoon

sirf13 said:

ji mainy to koe batamizi nahi ki rishta mangnay mai burayi kia hai kisi ka bhi manga ja sakta hai?

friend_16 said:

haan tu kisi ka bhe mangay ... aik main he kia nazar aa rahee hoon jb main.. ??

friend_16 said:

adiiii ... ..

JB ki Rani said:

hoa    kiya?

BLUNDER said:

arey yaar mujhe bhi shadi kerni hai