rbaba
Age: 124
6400 days old here
Total Posts: 249
Points: 0
Location:
Singapore, Singapore
How can you doubt that I love you? Didn't I marry you, eh? And though I don't say it too often, I show it in all sorts of ways.
I'd take you out dining and dancing... Can you find me a mountain to climb? An ocean to cross? A boulder to toss? I'd do them if I had the time.
I'd give you the shirt off me back, love, I'd give you me last pair of socks; And last time we went into town, love, Didn't I buy you a frock?
I let you go home nice and early, So you have the time to cook tea; Remember that sometimes on Sundays I give you the afternoon free.
I tell you when you're being bitchy, I notice when you're getting fat; I give you free rein in my tool shed, I let you wear my fav'rite hat.
So next time you're thinkin' of leaving, Remember that I think yer great; And though there are times when yer grumpy... Fair dinkum, yer still me best mate.
Who else would I trust with the cheque book? And who else knows just what I like? And when there are paddocks to muster Who else but you borrows my bike?
I'll eat humble pie if I have to, I'll say that I've been a right jerk, I'll tell you I love you; I've done it: okay? Now bloody-well come back to work.
rbaba
Age: 124
6400 days old here
Total Posts: 249
Points: 0
Location:
Singapore, Singapore
I wooed a lady passing fair When I was young and courtly. I loved her lips, her eyes, her hair, Her figure pert if portly. I raised her to my saddle bow And pulled a muscle down below. She cried "Did we hear something go?" Unmanned by piercing pains, I thought I ought to let her know That I had strained my reins. "Strained reins?" she smiled, "That is a blow! But have no fear," she said, "I bet The groom will have another set."
rbaba
Age: 124
6400 days old here
Total Posts: 249
Points: 0
Location:
Singapore, Singapore
A mother is special
She's as soft and graceful as a butterfly, yet as strong and courageous as a grizzly bear. Her heart is large enough to hold everyone's pain and joy. Her hands are always gentle and soothing. Her arms are always warm and tender. She works hard to make a home feel like home, and she strives to make life pleasant and comfortable for those she loves. She never fails to go that extra mile to make the holidays happy and memorable. Her job is the most difficult and demanding ever known to any human being, yet she's fully dedicated to the task. She's always there for her family, guiding them and keeping them safe from harm. She owns a magical way to raise spirits and make everything feel better. And her sympathy, unselfishness and forgiveness are unending. All that anyone is or could ever hope to be can be attributed to a mother. She instills the teachings that will last a lifetime. She sows the seeds of virtue and morality, and in the process, she opens up love and vast horizons. She's always watching and hoping that her children's goals will have meaning. She always listens and tries to understand even when it's difficult to do so. She's a true friend in every sense of the word. She's noble and sublime, and holds all the beauty of a golden day, yet even during the storms, she always shines bright like an evening star. Her name should be honored well, for she's the closest thing to God on earth.
