Topic: Awara Raat

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nice, thanks jee thanks
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hayy niceee
Posted 24 Nov 2006

Topic: Waqt-e-Dua

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Posted 24 Nov 2006

Topic: KHIZAN

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cool!that's awesome!
Posted 24 Nov 2006

Topic: Kis ka Aks

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good work! tfs
Posted 24 Nov 2006

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very nice

Posted 24 Nov 2006

Topic: ik baar kaho

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gr88, tfs!
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Posted 24 Nov 2006

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QUEEN VICTORIA said:



good work
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QUEEN VICTORIA said:



tfs
Posted 24 Nov 2006

Topic: Married women

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shahrukh khan said:

what do you think...should they work after marriage or not?



yes why not
Posted 23 Nov 2006

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Islam is the way of life
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John



Posted 23 Nov 2006

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Posted 23 Nov 2006

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yeah esp aryan
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Chillie crabs or lobster


INGREDIENTS

450 gm lobster or crabs
6 fresh red chillies
5 cloves garlic
2 stalks spring onions
1 bunch coriander
3 tbs vegetable oil
3 tbs tomato ketchup
Sugar to taste
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp pounded salted brown soya bean paste
1 cup water
1 1/2 tsp cornflour
1/2 tsp rice or malt vinegar of freshly squeezed lime juice
1/2 tsp dark soya sauce
Ingredients for sauce.

To prepare shellfish:

Wash uncooked shellfish well
Break off the claws and crack the shell by gently hitting it with a pestle
When preparing crabs, chop the bodies in half and then each half into 3 pieces
Wash and retain the shells
When using lobsters, chop off the tail and head, and chop the body, with shell still on, into thumb length pieces
Plunge head and tail of lobster into boiling water and cook till the shell turns red
Remove from water and set aside for decoration

To prepare:
Peel garlic and chillies and grind in food processor
Wash spring onions, discard roots, cut into finger lengths
Cut coriander into one-inch lengths
Mix sauce ingredients except for the vinegar or lime juice
Heat wok, add oil and when hot, add the garlic, stir fry for one minute, add chillies, stir fry for another minute and add crab or lobster pieces
Stir fry for 2 to 3 minutes till shells turn slightly red
Stir sauce, add to the crabs or lobster and stir well for 2 minutes
Cover with a lid and let simmer over high heat for 5 to 7 minutes till shells turn red
Remove cover, squeeze the lime juice over or add the vinegar, stir well and add spring onions. Turn heat off, stir well and serve, garnish with coriander leaves
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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I lay in bed, I thought 'twas dead
But for the pain, I can't explain
The pounding dread, within my head
Why won't it wane, cries out my brain.

Broken filling, dental drilling
O' curse the bane, of toothache pain
I'd be killing, if God's willing
To cease refrain of molar's pain.

What can relieve and grant reprieve
From curse, the bane, of toothache pain
It will alleve, I must believe
Or will abstain, from life mundane.

I cry aloud, I am not proud
Down on my knees, O' help me please
To God I vowed, if he allowed
Relief to ease, the pain appease.

I hear my wife, say stop the strife
Quit whining dear, or I do fear
I'll get a knife, to end your life
To me was clear, the end was near.

Consternation, tribulation
But then I see, it came to me
Inspiration, jubilation
Tylenol three, O' come to me.

I took the pill, and downed with swill
Pain's vacation, pure elation
It fit the bill, the blessed pill
Transcend dental medication.

Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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May I sell my sister in the yard sale?

'Cause she cries most of the time.

This is my chance to be an only child.

Do you think that's such a crime?

Can I sell my sister in the yard sale?

If I can't she's yours for free.

Just take her while she's a terrible two

And bring her back when she's three!
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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Can anyone give me advice . . . ?

What to do with computer mice?

At night they come out

And race all about.

Each mouse and it's spouse

Invading my house.

They wreck my office

And they're not too nice.

What to do with computer mice?

Wait, I hadn't thought about that -

Perhaps, I'll get a computer cat!
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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My solitude did beckon me
My EmptiNesst, with fancyfree
No hustle bustle would I heed.
I'd rise each morn and there I'd be -
Kicked back to write prolificly.

I never thought of days really
So far estranged from privacy.
This morn the cat nudged hungrily
"You're not my cat - Now let me sleep! "
Was she not temporary?

Computer on, email to see
Then IM friends hail cheerily
While sitting back with my coffee
My neighbor chats, "Let's have some tea"
The phone starts ringing busily

The first to call, of course, Stacie
Her sister's next, "Hello, Sandy! "
They want to know when I will be
Available for what they need.
I call my mom diligently

Then off to teach geometry,
Followed by some history.
While at the high school stop to see
The principal who says, "Nancy,
This summer you'll teach poetry. "

Off to the bank to get money
The grocery store for food indeed
The munchkins come, cute blonde kids three.
The phone still rings - "Hello, Bernie."
Another call, sister Shirley ~

Cassandra's outside in a tree
"Come on the trampoline, Nani! "
Jake just asks persistently
To play computer games with me.
Garrett's in the nursery.

Before I know my day's complete
When can I write some poetry?
So much for insularity.
If ever I want privacy,
Away from home I'll have to flee . . .

Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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Please listen one, and listen all
To epic tale, as I recall
To weak of heart, I bid adieu
For now commence, my ode to you.

When I was six, or maybe younger
Down deep inside, I felt a hunger
To see the world, to set my sail
As to my quest, I would not fail.

I planned escape for dawn's first light
For still afraid the dark of night
With stealth I crept by parent's door
I jumped in fear, 'twas just Dad's snore.

On down the hall to living room
I did not know what terrors loom
I crouched in fear, TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
I sighed relief, just mantle's clock.

Then in search of bread and jelly
I could not leave on empty belly
O' would it cease, this hunger stop?
I could not reach the countertop.

My plan awry, I forged ahead
No turning back, once left my bed
With firm resolve, I left the house
As quiet as a frightened mouse.

Across the lawn, to fence out back
Prepared to face, unknown attack
What evils lurked? I must beware
Behind the shed, in jungle there.

Amidst the leaves, I heard a sound
It was a lion! My heart did pound
With razor teeth, and claws of steel
A certain death, what pain I'd feel.

What could I do? I had no gun
My only course, turn tail and run
Back in the house and down the hall
With panting breath, on bed did fall.

Then down the hall, I heard a door
Was Mom and Dad, they slept no more
I heard Mom say, "Now what was that? "
"Oh, back door's open, it's just the cat. "

My ode is over, and I must go
My tale of danger, my tale of woe
It is finished, the lesson heed
To all of you, goodbye, Godspeed.
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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but sometimes it's the best way to discover hidden truth
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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QUEEN VICTORIA said:

good
lakin title?
funny poetry?



yup. not to be taken seriously
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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I want my epitaph to say:
"He died a
silly, silly way."

such as, upon the stone,

"Elas, dearly
missed -
his heart exploded in a dream -
where Barney,
Purplest
Dinosaur,
was beating him for gambling debts."

or

next to my grave,
upon the stone,

"If you have time to read this,
you have time to phone
your mother."

Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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A good poet in this day
is rust and iron

tastes of old
concrete pilings,

does not
lapse into beauty.

Only a dull poet

would seek out a flower,
instead of
the electric whine
of a garage
door
opening.

Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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My memories of you go by
like rows of butterflies on crutches.

We were the blind desperately unbuttoning the blind,
lost in the blur of the forbidden.

Until your voice, like the shock of cold chicken,
ripped my heart out
and beat it like a seal pup,
into your front porch.

Suddenly, my life was invaded
by a drunken synchronized-swim team of emotions...

As the book of my soul began to fill with coffee rings.

Now I know that my life is a only metaphor,
for something infinitely worse -

But your cruelty can never keep its freshness.

One day, your beauty too, will be gone
like lost socks from a dryer.

Posted 23 Nov 2006

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thanks.
plz add more
Posted 23 Nov 2006

Topic: funny poetry

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thanks
Posted 23 Nov 2006

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Posted 23 Nov 2006