~tasha~
Age: 125
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love
letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu : Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without
message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"
~tasha~
Age: 125
6805 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
PasKhawabon ka aik jazeera ho
jugnouon ka jahan basera ho
.
koi wahan tak jaa nah sake
aana janaa sirf tera mera ho
.
batein hoon sargoshiyan hoon
muskrata tera chand chera ho
.
zulfon se teri mein khela karon
teri palkon ka mujh pe pehra ho
.
jheel kinare jugno hoon mehve raqs
dhalti shaam ka surmai sa andhera ho
.
chand sitare istiqbal kiya karein
uss nagar jab bhi humara phera ho
.
nah khatam hone wali hoon batein
aisi raat ka kabhi nah sawera ho
.
meri nazrein kiya karein parastash
aur tawaf ke liye hussan tera ho.
.
aisi ho duniya jahan sab ik se hoon Jimmi
nah ho koi chota,nah koi vadera ho
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