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Posted on 3/30/2005 1:38:06 PM
Posted on 3/30/2005 1:38:32 PM
Posted on 3/30/2005 11:09:03 PM
Today,tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose... Abae ghadae tera hi dil !!
Posted on 4/1/2005 4:01:46 AM
Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha?
Santa : Break ka kya hain poori cycle to mar di..
Posted on 4/1/2005 4:03:10 AM
A Sardar Dies due to lightning. His dead body is found smiling.
Everyone is wondering ? When God asks him y, he replies "I thought someone was taking my photo".
Posted on 4/1/2005 4:04:08 AM
2 men, looking 4 their lost wives.
1st: What urs look like ?
2nd: She is 5'9, 36-24-36, fair, pretty & urs ?
1st: 4get mine, lets look 4 yrs!


Posted on 4/1/2005 4:05:30 AM
Sardar to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Sardar: Hello I got 'Windows' !!
Posted on 4/1/2005 4:07:23 AM
Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bom

Posted on 4/1/2005 4:10:27 AM
Posted on 4/1/2005 5:01:52 AM
kabhi kabhi merey dil mai khiyal aata hai
















kabhi kabhi merey dil mai khiyal aata hai

















ye itney ganday potatoes kon lata hai

Posted on 4/1/2005 8:57:55 AM
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Posted on 4/1/2005 9:10:11 AM
Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
Posted on 4/1/2005 9:11:02 AM
Posted on 4/1/2005 6:40:38 PM

piyo aur jeooooo.....
Posted on 4/1/2005 6:43:07 PM
Posted on 4/1/2005 10:30:44 PM
Posted on 4/2/2005 12:41:54 AM
sis
Posted on 4/2/2005 4:25:21 AM

jab tum hansate ho tou lagta hai k insaan pehlay bandar tha
ghussa matt hona kyoon kay jab tum ghussa hotay ho tou lagta hai k insaan aaj b bandar hai




























































just a joke
Posted on 4/2/2005 4:33:05 AM
Posted on 4/2/2005 10:32:05 AM
sachii
Posted on 4/2/2005 12:18:04 PM
Posted on 4/2/2005 11:06:00 PM
khatoon doctor sey:" meray shouhar ko sotey mein bolney ki aadat hai"
doctor:" aap unhein jagtey howey bolney ka mouqa dein woh sotey mein bolna chor dein gay"
Posted on 4/4/2005 9:31:15 AM
nice
Posted on 4/4/2005 9:59:49 AM
*Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

* What is the full form of singh
s-sardar i-insaan n-nahi g-gadha h-hai.

* Sardar's son: mom kal raat ko vapas vaisa hi hua
bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi.
Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.

* Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga.. mita
dunga.. mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.

*Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh:Post office.

Posted on 4/5/2005 2:46:18 AM
*Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulta.

* Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Posted on 4/5/2005 2:55:51 AM
Posted on 4/5/2005 9:49:43 AM
    Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!" > >   
Posted on 4/5/2005 10:04:16 AM
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Posted on 4/5/2005 11:09:06 PM
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