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MP SIR....

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?


CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY


CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?


OFFICER: M P!!!!


CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR ?


OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED!!!
Posted on 4/5/2005 11:11:36 PM
MENTALLY PUNCTURED
Posted on 4/6/2005 4:46:10 AM
Posted on 4/6/2005 7:26:21 AM
A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?

Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Posted on 4/6/2005 9:37:03 AM
Posted on 4/7/2005 2:49:13 AM
Posted on 4/7/2005 3:24:15 AM
Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?

Mad Professor: It's called a window!
Posted on 4/7/2005 2:42:40 PM
A Indian tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing to urinate badly.After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Islamabad police
official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Indian tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby withlots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".
Indian tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, isthis your courtesy?"

Police: "No.......this is The Indian Embassy!"
Posted on 4/7/2005 2:44:02 PM
Posted on 4/7/2005 11:08:31 PM
Posted on 4/8/2005 12:38:33 AM
Posted on 4/8/2005 2:25:35 PM
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee

Answer: tea please

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea

Answer: Ceylon tea

Question: How would you like it ? black or white

Answer: white

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk

Answer: With milk

Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk

Answer: With cow milk please

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow

Answer: Um, I'll take it black

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey

Answer: With sugar

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar

Answer: Cane sugar

Question: White , brown or yellow sugar

Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead

Question: Mineral water or still water

Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavored or non-flavored

Answer: I'll rather die of thirst


Posted on 4/10/2005 9:58:45 PM
Posted on 4/11/2005 2:26:00 AM
I'd rather die of thirst
to aur kia abh itney sawal

cool
Posted on 4/11/2005 6:58:18 AM
Posted on 4/11/2005 8:56:15 AM
   
Posted on 4/11/2005 10:43:31 AM
Posted on 4/12/2005 1:55:40 AM
aik moo asa hi rukhna






dara liya kids ko abb theek ker loo
Queen of jb:
Posted on 4/12/2005 4:36:43 PM
Posted on 4/13/2005 1:31:46 AM
Posted on 4/13/2005 3:05:47 AM
kia hua
Posted on 4/13/2005 3:50:12 AM
heart__hacker:
aik moo asa hi rukhna






dara liya kids ko abb theek ker loo
Queen of jb:



Posted on 4/13/2005 5:00:29 AM
Posted on 4/13/2005 10:51:07 PM
heart__hacker:
aik moo asa hi rukhna






dara liya kids ko abb theek ker loo
Queen of jb:



bachay mujhay nahi tumhain dekh kar daar gaey hain HH.........
Posted on 4/14/2005 5:30:04 PM
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".



A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom



Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
                             
Posted on 4/14/2005 5:34:11 PM
Posted on 4/15/2005 4:44:44 AM
Queen of jb:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".



A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom



Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
                                  



Posted on 4/15/2005 2:20:49 PM
Posted on 4/15/2005 9:22:11 PM
Posted on 4/16/2005 12:28:26 AM
bas karo kinna haso gay.....
Posted on 4/16/2005 12:37:19 AM
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