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SupidGuy:


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:






aur is main Rapu ka kia kasoor hai?



Yeah Rapu aur rapu ke Rehaan Bhaai dono DOOSHI hein!!!!!!!






ho gya Indian Drama suruh



Yahaan talent ki koi QADAR hi nahi hai.....














































ye talent kabhi urdu zuban mein bi istemaal karo

Posted on 8/3/2008 4:48:44 PM

Desi_MC:
Pakistan mein bank waale call kartey hein ?
Aur woh bhi larki se kerwaate hein... nice gimmick.

I likey like.



eh lo

Posted on 8/3/2008 4:48:51 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k



aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!




ziada batain nahi karo...

Posted on 8/4/2008 9:43:33 AM

han bilkul

Posted on 8/4/2008 11:49:11 AM

SupidGuy:


Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!





mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:02:26 PM


~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:


Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!





mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun



for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!



I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!







bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!




Posted on 8/4/2008 7:04:51 PM

SupidGuy:

~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:


Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!





mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun



for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!



I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!







bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!





chalo tum comit kartey ho tu theek hai

karachi kiya krney ja rahey ho ??? ??

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:06:55 PM

SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:
bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto






ghalay baat hai her ilzaam Rapu par na lagaya karo



Theek Hai Ayesha JEE......


Jaise aap kahien!!!!!


Waisa hi hoo ga!!!!









shabashhhh

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:10:05 PM


~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:

~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:


Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!





mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun



for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!



I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!







bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!





chalo tum comit kartey ho tu theek hai

karachi kiya krney ja rahey ho ??? ??



Sair Sapatay!!!!!

ek doo zaroori kaam bhi hein!!!!!

last time May,2002 mai gya thaa KARACHI...



Posted on 8/4/2008 7:11:54 PM


Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:
bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto






ghalay baat hai her ilzaam Rapu par na lagaya karo



Theek Hai Ayesha JEE......


Jaise aap kahien!!!!!


Waisa hi hoo ga!!!!









shabashhhh



Janab!!!!


kuch ADVICE doosroon ko bhi dein naa!!!!







Posted on 8/4/2008 7:12:50 PM

Desi_MC:
Pakistan mein bank waale call kartey hein ?
Aur woh bhi larki se kerwaate hein... nice gimmick.

I likey like.





yah nahi sudhray ga


iski shadi kara do

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:13:46 PM

SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:
bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto






ghalay baat hai her ilzaam Rapu par na lagaya karo



Theek Hai Ayesha JEE......


Jaise aap kahien!!!!!


Waisa hi hoo ga!!!!









shabashhhh



Janab!!!!


kuch ADVICE doosroon ko bhi dein naa!!!!










doosron ko zarurat nahi

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:15:46 PM

tum ko zyada zarurat hai

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:16:01 PM


Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:
bila wajah Ayesha mere pe ilzam laga rha hai gahlti apni jb credit card liya hai tu bhugto






ghalay baat hai her ilzaam Rapu par na lagaya karo



Theek Hai Ayesha JEE......


Jaise aap kahien!!!!!


Waisa hi hoo ga!!!!









shabashhhh



Janab!!!!


kuch ADVICE doosroon ko bhi dein naa!!!!










doosron ko zarurat nahi



Ayeshaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Dooghli Policy hai tumki bhi....


U shud become a POLITICIAN!!!!!!!







NAITA bann jaoo!!!!



Posted on 8/4/2008 7:19:34 PM


Ayesha:
tum ko zyada zarurat hai



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Samujh aa gai.....







thanks for the advice!!!!!



Posted on 8/4/2008 7:20:37 PM

usi ki to practice kar rahi hon JB pay

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:20:51 PM


Ayesha:
usi ki to practice kar rahi hon JB pay



mujhe apna PS rakhna!!!!

Acha!!!!


Posted on 8/4/2008 7:24:06 PM

SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
usi ki to practice kar rahi hon JB pay



mujhe apna PS rakhna!!!!

Acha!!!!





aray main to tum ko apna boss banay wali thi

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:25:24 PM


Posted on 8/4/2008 7:35:00 PM




Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
usi ki to practice kar rahi hon JB pay



mujhe apna PS rakhna!!!!

Acha!!!!





aray main to tum ko apna boss banay wali thi



Waqai????








Posted on 8/4/2008 7:48:26 PM


Rapunzel:



???



Posted on 8/4/2008 7:48:53 PM

nothing

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:51:11 PM

SupidGuy:



Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
usi ki to practice kar rahi hon JB pay



mujhe apna PS rakhna!!!!

Acha!!!!





aray main to tum ko apna boss banay wali thi



Waqai????










nahi mazak kar rahi thi

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:54:55 PM

Rapunzel:



lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:55:39 PM


Rapunzel:
nothing


OKIE



Posted on 8/4/2008 7:56:36 PM

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:



lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai


bus yar

Posted on 8/4/2008 7:56:39 PM


Ayesha:
SupidGuy:



Ayesha:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
usi ki to practice kar rahi hon JB pay



mujhe apna PS rakhna!!!!

Acha!!!!





aray main to tum ko apna boss banay wali thi



Waqai????










nahi mazak kar rahi thi




Radha yeah mera DIL hai koi khiloona nahi hai....






Posted on 8/4/2008 7:57:20 PM


Ayesha:
Rapunzel:



lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai



yaar CHASHAMAY aaj kal bohat SASSTAY hoay way hein!!!!!


lol



Posted on 8/4/2008 8:01:02 PM

SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:



lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai



yaar CHASHAMAY aaj kal bohat SASSTAY hoay way hein!!!!!


lol




ahan tabhi tumhare pass aj kal nazar ate hain

Posted on 8/4/2008 8:02:03 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:



lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai



yaar CHASHAMAY aaj kal bohat SASSTAY hoay way hein!!!!!


lol




ahan tabhi tumhare pass aj kal nazar ate hain



Madam,


I dont use GLASSES & Sunglasses!!!!





Posted on 8/4/2008 8:03:42 PM