Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz yaa very Funny...!
Walaikumassalam!!!!
Thankzz SS Dearie....
*Most welcome Sir...!
Pakistan mein bank waale call kartey hein ?
Aur woh bhi larki se kerwaate hein... nice gimmick.
I likey like.
lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa
hain rapu ne
rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia
rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hath jaoo hath jaooo
Abhi tak tum se tu koi PANGA nhi kiya mein ne Cf Uncle
Bach k rehna bilawajah muft mein mare jayo gay
CF aap ki Wasiyat aur aapki koi AAKHRI KHUWAASHISH????
hai tu please SMS kar dein!!!!!
waise SMS sahih lafz hai??
SMS=short message service tu jo hum receive karte hain wo tu simple msg hua na
O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote
Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho
Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k
aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!
tu ghalti kis ki TUMHARIIIIIIIIII
what was the reason?????
Ghalti hamari nhi AP ki hai
REASON tumhari niyat mein be-imaani
board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..
maun-zabani baatein
Barhkaoo Barhkaoo
aur aag ko Barhkaoo!!!!!
barkha unhein rahi hun shoolay tumhare kaan se kion nikal rhe hain
aur is main Rapu ka kia kasoor hai?
Yeah Rapu aur rapu ke Rehaan Bhaai dono DOOSHI hein!!!!!!!
ho gya Indian Drama suruh
Yahaan talent ki koi QADAR hi nahi hai.....
ye talent kabhi urdu zuban mein bi istemaal karo
Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe
CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!
Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!
Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....
Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.
Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!
Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!
I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!
Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..
Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye
lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai
yaar CHASHAMAY aaj kal bohat SASSTAY hoay way hein!!!!!
lol
ahan tabhi tumhare pass aj kal nazar ate hain
Madam,
I dont use GLASSES & Sunglasses!!!!
lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa
hain rapu ne
rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia
rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hath jaoo hath jaooo
Abhi tak tum se tu koi PANGA nhi kiya mein ne Cf Uncle
Bach k rehna bilawajah muft mein mare jayo gay
CF aap ki Wasiyat aur aapki koi AAKHRI KHUWAASHISH????
hai tu please SMS kar dein!!!!!
waise SMS sahih lafz hai??
SMS=short message service tu jo hum receive karte hain wo tu simple msg hua na
Yeah Agree@SMS
abhi tak CF ka SMS nahi aaya!!!!
Kaheen???
O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote
Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho
Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k
aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!
tu ghalti kis ki TUMHARIIIIIIIIII
what was the reason?????
Ghalti hamari nhi AP ki hai
REASON tumhari niyat mein be-imaani
Oh Bibi Ji....
meri ghalti nahi hai...
mein tu poori EMAANDAARI se jhoot bolne laga thaa!!!!!
lekin choooti si mistake ho gai....
board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..
maun-zabani baatein
Barhkaoo Barhkaoo
aur aag ko Barhkaoo!!!!!
barkha unhein rahi hun shoolay tumhare kaan se kion nikal rhe hain
Good Shot!!!!
lol
Urdu mai bhi istemaal karta hoon!!!!
English mai bhi istemaal karta hoon!!!!
Hindi mai bhi istemaal karta hoon!!!!
Talent ki koi ZUBAAN nahi hoti.....
issi liye tumki ZUBAAN hai.....
mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun
for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!
I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!
bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!
O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote
Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho
Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k
aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!
ziada batain nahi karo...
han bilkul
han bilkul
JEE kahte hein!!!!!
han bilkul
JEE kahte hein!!!!!
Tuition fee lete ho ya kuft mein Dars dena pasand karte ho???
Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe
CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!
Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!
Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....
Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.
Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!
Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!
I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!
Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..
Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye
mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun
for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!
I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!
bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!
chalo tum comit kartey ho tu theek hai
karachi kiya krney ja rahey ho ??? ??
Sair Sapatay!!!!!
ek doo zaroori kaam bhi hein!!!!!
last time May,2002 mai gya thaa KARACHI...
Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe
CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!
Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!
Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....
Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.
Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!
Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!
I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!
Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..
Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye
mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun
for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!
I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!
bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!
chalo tum comit kartey ho tu theek hai
karachi kiya krney ja rahey ho ??? ??
Sair Sapatay!!!!!
ek doo zaroori kaam bhi hein!!!!!
last time May,2002 mai gya thaa KARACHI...
tabhi itna messy hoya hai sab kuch wahan per
han bilkul
JEE kahte hein!!!!!
Tuition fee lete ho ya kuft mein Dars dena pasand karte ho???
KUFT mai tution deta hoon!!!!!
lol
han bilkul
JEE kahte hein!!!!!
Tuition fee lete ho ya kuft mein Dars dena pasand karte ho???
KUFT mai tution deta hoon!!!!!
lol
acha ab zyada na sharmao
Ayesha tum aik_____________ ho
Ayesha tum aik_____________ ho
Ayesha tum aik ACHI LARKI ho
Ayesha, Rapu ka yeah matlab tha!!!!
Ayesha tum aik_____________ ho
Ayesha tum aik ACHI LARKI ho
Ayesha, Rapu ka yeah matlab tha!!!!
Ayesha tum aik_____________ ho
Ayesha tum aik ACHI LARKI ho
Ayesha, Rapu ka yeah matlab tha!!!!
thanx
main bhi yahi likhnay wali thi
