Kab Kab Maar Parhi Bachpan Mai

haan honey wali bhabi hain abhi hoi nahi aur jaldi honey bhi wali hain

RR ko samajh kahan aayeeha abhi

haan haan app hi ek akalmand hain is forum main kyu jii

Allah na kare mujhe kabhi apne bache pe haath uthana pare

parta hay motoo agar aisa hota to mujh masoom ko kabhi maar na partee

Teen Tracker said:

parta hay motoo agar aisa hota to mujh masoom ko kabhi maar na partee

me 1000000000000000000000000000000 % agreed....

huhhhhhhh.....

jiii nahi
apna gussa bachon pe kabhi nahi utarna chaiye
aur tum masoom,, ufff tauba taubaaa
masoom to mera papuu hai

motoo main itni baar pita hoon kay agar pitayee ki tareekh likhee jaye to main top 10 main tohonga lekin aaj jis position par hoon woh usi maar ka asar hay


aur mujhe maar kay baad apne parents parbahut gussa aata tha lekin aaj main unhi ko dua deta hoon kay un ki maar ki waja se main aaj yahan hoon. to woh pitayee zarooree hui kay nahi

Teen Tracker said:

motoo main itni baar pita hoon kay agar pitayee ki tareekh likhee jaye to main top 10 main tohonga lekin aaj jis position par hoon woh usi maar ka asar hay


aur mujhe maar kay baad apne parents parbahut gussa aata tha lekin aaj main unhi ko dua deta hoon kay un ki maar ki waja se main aaj yahan hoon. to woh pitayee zarooree hui kay nahi

Agreed Yaar Agreed
inhain kya pata Pitaai kitni zaroori hai???
Pitaai aur Gripe Water...
do hi tu Cheezien hoti hein Bachpan mai....
ek cheez marzi(gripe water) se aur doosri baghair marzi ke khani par jati hai.......



Pitaai No 4

ek dafa raat ko mein aur mera Choota Bhaai Market se Bottle lene ja rahe thay...
mein ne aise hi Mazaq mai Bhaai ko rastay mai Thappar maar diaa...
aur woh aadhay rastay se roota hoa wapis ghar chala gya....
jab mein Bottle le kar ghar Puhanchaa tu ....
Mein aur Mere Baaoo Ji....
Mara tu khair uss din itna nahi pata nahi mera Haath kahan laga tu Bleeding ho gai halki si.....
bas phir kya thaaa....maar khaa kar tu roona nahi aaya But jab mein ne Blood dekhaa tu phir woh Rooya ke................
aaj tak yaad hai ke uss din TV pe "Sultan Salah ud Din Ayyubi" Movie aa rahi thi (urdu Translation mai)....




Yaar Bongiaan na maro Share your Pitaain Yaar.....

question to bohat acha hey,

Another Pitaee

aap ka bhai ek dafa so rahatha kay achanak darwaza khula aur ma jee ne entry maree aur sote se utha kar thapparon ki barsat ho gayee.mere ko to kuch samjh hi nahi aye hua kia hay baad mai pata chala kay mai skool uniform main so gaya tha

Doctor Sam said:

question to bohat acha hey

then sunaao koi yaadgaar qissa....

Teen Tracker said:

Another Pitaee

aap ka bhai ek dafa so rahatha kay achanak darwaza khula aur ma jee ne entry maree aur sote se utha kar thapparon ki barsat ho gayee.mere ko to kuch samjh hi nahi aye hua kia hay baad mai pata chala kay mai skool uniform main so gaya tha

Yaar yeah really mein tum ke saath ziadti hoi hai...
sote mai nahi peetna chahiye maan baap ko.....
mujhe jab Maan Ji se maar parhti thi tu Abbu Ji Abbu Ji Karta thaa... aur jab Baao Ji se tu Ammi Ammi karta thaa.......

hamy nahi yade hamy kabhi marre aprry
yah to larka shytan hoty hay un ki samet aty hay mama papa say

yaar koi nai pitaai laaoo.....

lo phir sunooo aik hooor......


hamaray muhalay mai shaadi thi .....jin logoon nein punjab kay elaqoo mai shaadiyaan dekheen hain unheen undaza ho ga kay baraat jub aati hai tu loog ...peasay "lotatay" hain....

aesay he baraat ayee ore logoo nai peasay phenknay shuru kaar deyeee.......bohot sei bachay pesay lootnay lugay or mai kinaray pay khaara dekta rahaaa....aik bunday nai notoon ki ghudi hava mai phenki jo kay sahi tarha sei khul na saki....adhay noot hava mai bhikar geye or adhay notoon ki ghadi meray paoon kay kareeb aa kay ghri......
yakeen karen mera kaleja halak ko aa geyaa....itnay saray nooot dekh kay...........mai nei foraan un kay uppar paoon rukh deyaaa phir munasib moka dekh kay jaeeb mai daal leyee...

badkismati sei meri ami nai ye sub kartay hoyee mujay dekh leyeee........unhoon nai baray pyar sei mujay ghar bolayaaaa..........ore kaha tum peasay loot rahay thay ...mai nai bari kasmaeen khayeeen kay nahi mai tu barat dekh raha tha.....paar unhoon nein meray jaeeb sei sara "Maal" baramad keyaa ore enaam kay tooor pay mujay 15,20 thuppar,10,12 jootay(badkismati sei un dinoo heal wali juti ka fashion tha)...aik kalabazi delayeee.......

kheer maar parna ka tu mujay koi dukh nahi tha....dukh hoa tu sirf ess baat ka kay sara "Maal" hath sei nikal geyaaa...................

SALL said:

huhhhhhhh.....

jiii nahi
apna gussa bachon pe kabhi nahi utarna chaiye
aur tum masoom,, ufff tauba taubaaa
masoom to mera papuu hai

kaun pappu...

lol
kia baat hay

ek aur pitate
hamare ghar main ek larka kaam karta tha Shifat naam tha us ka .mujhe us se baree chir thee ek dafa mere cycle woh pooche baghir legaya to main ne us ko ek chanta lagaya. us ko bhi gussa aa gaya us ne mujh se larna shuru kardia. achanak ami aa gayee jab aaye to kia dekha unho ne kay TT bhai de dhanadhan kar rahe hain aur us ne ami ko dekh karmaar khana shuru kardia
hamaree ami gareebon ki hamdardsamjhee kay woh bechara pitraha hay unho ne us ko mujh se bachaya aur mer woh dhulayee hui kay bass aglee pitaee kal

OMG
itna zulm
tabhi samajh i tum sab log itne .. . .. .. .. kyun ho


in simple words,, roti shaklein




im not saying k bachon ko bilkul nahi marna chaiye
par yeh koi waja hai haath uthane ki
yeh to hadd hai yarrrr


bachpan mei abbu mere bhai ki khoob pitai karte the
tab mujhe khushi hoti thi kyun k bhai se apun ka chattees ka ankra hai (tha)
par ab me sochti hu,, uffffffffffff
zalim abbaaaa

ek baar ki suno mere ami ki duur ki relative aaye hui thee, un kay sath un ki beti bhi thee.main bahut janglee tha woh ab bhi hoon. us ne mere Dinky uthayee to TT bhai ne us kay baal nochay aur us ko achee tarah dhoya. lekin ami ne baad main mujhe dhoya.ab woh larkee kuch dino main mujhe dhoye gee kyunkay usee larkee se mere shadee hone walee hay

aoye hoye TT ajj kholey hoo tabhi to mujey lag raha tha key shadi ke bad tum to gaye mujey zarrur bolana ok wesey ajj pachta rahey ho gaye kyu baal nochey

mein to wahhan jakar dekh ker kahoon gi kyu TT bolao gey na

Shabash Bhaaioon Datte raho....
Sharmana mat, Ghabrana Mat,
yooni Qissay sunate rehna....
mein bhi koi nai Pitaai le kar aata hoon
very soon...
actually kya hai naa ke Itna Pitta hoon ke yaad karna parhta hai.....
u know naa ke Ziadah Pitaai Bheja Gool

Yaar SG lagta hay Jb par hum do hi pittay hain


abhi bhi main us ko cherta hoon to ab woh sharmatee hay

kon sharmatee hain

jis ki waja se mujhe maar paree thee aur jis ko main ne mara tha mere hone walee dulhan

no i got beat up more than anyone on the family.
1. beat up when i bit a guys nose when i were little, cos he was rude to me.
2. ate infront of guests when they came. beating.
3. did something got kicked out the house in pouring rain.
4. locked up in dark bathroom, and told there was a dog in there, hence my fear of dogs.
5. got slapped so hard my mums nail got caught in my eye, briused eye for weeks.
5. beat up with court shoes cos i took out old cloths from the trunk, making a mess
6. threw sand in kids hair at playground, banned from going to park.
6. bit other kids at school, got ground by private tuitions.
7. strapped to the chair and table at primary school when naughty.
8. slapped by maulvi sab with branchs off trees, changers (roti wali), banged head n walls.

list goes on and continues till date.

wild thing,
i make my heart sing

ek aur saccha mem of JB

lolz TT...ap aisa kero shadi se pehlay he ganjay hojao..latest fashion u know !! nahi tu hamare bhabhi nay apke baal zaroor nochnay hain

main ne wada lia hay us se woh aisa nahi kare gee us ko pata hay us ki waja se kitni maar paree thee mujhe