Kab Kab Maar Parhi Bachpan Mai

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SupidGuy

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yaar tell every body ke parents se kab kab maar parhi aur what was the

reason
Duration
Grade


please dont be make useless posts @ least this time...




Posted 27 Aug 2005

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:


Winter's Pitaai


yaar when i was a kid tu Isloooooo mai bohat sardi hoti thi.infact mujhe kuch ziadah hi lagti thi.......hamray paas ek choota sa Shoona sa Heater thaa....jab raat mai ziadah sardi hoti thi tu ham behan bhaai sab mil ke ek Blanket mai ghuss jate thay.........kitta maza aata thaaaa..........Woh Heater hamien ham ke Nana aur Naani Ji ne Gift dia thaa...
woh Heater naa itta pala shaa tha ke kya bataoon.........uss se ham Blanket garam karni ki bajaye khailte rahte thay...... jab uss ke opar haath rakhoo tu..... woh bohat garam ho jata thaa aur ziadah Heat Produce karta thaa........
ek din mere aur mere baray bhaai ki Aapas mai uss Heater ke peechay larai ho gai.......
aur Mere Baaoo Ji ne ham dono ki Khoob Chitrool ki..............
ussi Paalay shay Heater ki Paali aur Mooti she Wire se ham Dono Bhaioon ki pitaai hoi....
yaar really mai abhi yaad kar ke bohat maza aa raha hai...........
Baoo Ji ne Zoor se Wire mujhe maari jo mere Galay se Lipatt gai..............Oh Man,suchi mai uss time chala ke Ek Damm se Badan Garam kaise hota hai?????
uss kaa Baaoo Ji ne Heater Daram se Toor dia..............
hamara pala sha Heater......
magar uss palay shay Heater ki woh Manhoos Wire bohat arsay tak Zindah rahi aur uss se ham sab ki bohat Pitaaiaan hoi.(baad mai mein ne woh wire X kar di)













its a Winter's Pitaaii....






aur haan aap sab ke liye ek Advice hai.....



agar Winter mai Sardi lage tu Dont use Heater........Mar Khaao Maar ....uss se dono Benefits hein....


one is Electricity use nahi ho gi...
second is Heater ke bina hai Badan ek Damm se Garam ho jaye ga......










wo patai bhi tu likho, jo kisi larki oko chernay pe usssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

k BHAI se khai ho
Posted 13 Nov 2005

Rapunzel says
mujhe aik dafa pari thi papa se

reason yaad nahi sachi
albatta ammi se kafi dafa parri hai
parhai pe n sharartoon pe
mein bohat teez cheez hoon na is liye
Posted 13 Nov 2005

masha Allah aap bhi humare qabeele ki niklee
Posted 13 Nov 2005

Rapunzel says
bas kiya karoon g kabhi gharoor nahi kiya
Posted 16 Nov 2005

SupidGuy says

A Continueous Pitaai

ek din mein aur mere bhai Gali mai Cricket khail rahe thay.pata nahi kis baat pe meri aur baray bhaai ki larai ho gai....bas phir kya thaa.....
ham dono ne Cricket choor ke Beech gali ke Kushti shuroo kar di.....
woh Mara ek dosray ko ke mat pocho...
uss ke baad phir dono ki market mai larai ho gai....
jab Maan Ji ko pata chala tu phir.....
Maan Ji ne bohat mara...Baid se mara aur woh bhi Fingers pe....
(unn dinoon meri khala aur unn ke bachay aaye hoay thay....uss waqt kaafi Badtameez waqiya hoay thay)
hamari pitaai dekh kar unn bachoon phir kabhi Meri Maan Ji ke samnay koi ulta kaam nahi kia...
but yaar woh Pitaai nahi bhoolti....
ek tu bhaai ne itna mara aur opar se Maan Ji ne bhi....
Maan Ji maarte hoay kahe ja rahi thein....
Maan Baap ka khoob naam Roshan kar rahe hoa Chowkoon mai larh larh ke....
suchi mai uss din Maan ji bohat ghussay mai thi aur bohat dair tak mara thaa. i think koi +20 Minutes tu unhoon ne ham donoon ko khooba phainta tha.....






Signing Off,
SG








Posted 12 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
ufffffffffff shuker hai khatam hua

waise aap k Abu ki bari himat hai
Posted 12 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says


rapunzel said:

ufffffffffff shuker hai khatam hua

waise aap k Abu ki bari himat hai




Abba ki nahi meri Himmat hai.......
All Thumbs up to Me








Posted 13 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
ohhhhhhh
really these r 4 u
Posted 13 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says



rapunzel said:

ohhhhhhh
really these r 4 u




Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu





Posted 13 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted 13 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says





rapunzel said:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm



Koi aur kaam karne ko nahi hai kya????
if u have Any Pitaai tu Bataooo   
otherwise sirf read karo.........






Posted 13 Jan 2006

waisay hazzron marain aissi kay har marr par dum nikla
Posted 13 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says




Aha!!!
Haris
Mera Bhai,
Mera Dost
Mera Hamnawa (for this topic....bro just bcoz of u i am not feeling alone in this topic)












Posted 13 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says





Teen Tracker said:

waisay hazzron marain aissi kay har marr par dum nikla




Nahi yaar kabhi kabhi koi maar aisi hoti hai ke Jaan nikal bhi jaati hai....
mein nahi bolta
mera Tajruba bolta hai....




Posted 13 Jan 2006

bas yar kabhi garoor nahi kia
Posted 13 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:






rapunzel said:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm



Koi aur kaam karne ko nahi hai kya????
if u have Any Pitaai tu Bataooo   
otherwise sirf read karo.........








ok mammu naraz tu na ho
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Lo bhaion aur behno ek aur pharakteee hui pitaee woh bhi Gr8 TT ki

hum ne ek dafa ek panga lia woh bhi kis se ami ki favourite bhanjee se phir Al-Aman -Al- Hafeez ,Pange ki tafseelat kuch aisi hain kay Mabadolat kay ghar main billian (cats) thee aur mai ki Fav bhanjee dartee thee .Mabadolat ko pata tha kay woh dartee hay. EID ka doosra din tha sara khandan jama tha . ami ne cats ko room main lock kar dia . mujhe pata chala to shararat zehan main aaye main ne Room Unlock kia aur sab ko le kar bahar aur us      kay pass chor dee us ki cheekian sun karami aaye to su ne ami ko bata dia kay TT ki harkat hay phir ami ne public kay samne mujhe dhoya aisa dhoya kay 2 din tak
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Ksii ki jaan gayee aur aap hans diye
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
kya karoon hansi aa rahi hai
Posted 14 Jan 2006

sab ko aaye the siwaye mere
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
Posted 14 Jan 2006

us waqt bhi yahi hua tha
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
oh na Bhai bare ho jao ab
na ro
Posted 14 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says



rapunzel said:

SupidGuy said:






rapunzel said:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm



Koi aur kaam karne ko nahi hai kya????
if u have Any Pitaai tu Bataooo   
otherwise sirf read karo.........








ok mammu naraz tu na ho




Yeah JB Family mai kuch ziadah hi Rishtay nahi bante ja rahe hein..........






Posted 14 Jan 2006

tumhain kabhi itni maar nahi paree na
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
Posted 14 Jan 2006

SupidGuy says


Teen Tracker said:

tumhain kabhi itni maar nahi paree na




yaar pari hein kioon nahi pari inn larkioon ko maar
farq sirf itna hai ke bas yeah batati nahi hein......



Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
hum ne suna hai
rishte bante hain aasmanoon mein
Posted 14 Jan 2006

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:



Teen Tracker said:

tumhain kabhi itni maar nahi paree na




yaar pari hein kioon nahi pari inn larkioon ko maar
farq sirf itna hai ke bas yeah batati nahi hein......





i ve told u abt my pitai
Posted 14 Jan 2006

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