Teen Tracker said:mujh se chotee bahen ka aur mera 36 ka ankra tha hamesha larte thay is liye maar bhi main khata tha baad walee maar bhi mera mukkadar thee
~dipsominiac~ said:
Teen Tracker said:mujh se chotee bahen ka aur mera 36 ka ankra tha hamesha larte thay is liye maar bhi main khata tha baad walee maar bhi mera mukkadar thee
BAAD WALI?
N WATS ANKRA
red rose said:lo jii ammi to ammi sir ney bhi nahi chora os ka naam battao jiss ney tumhey abhi tak nahi mara
SupidGuy said:
A Ramazani Pitaai
Yaar Ek Dafa Ramzan Mai Mein Kiting Karne Ke Chakkar Mai Time Hi Bhool Gya…….Iftar Se Thoori Dair Pahle I Saw Baoo Ji With A Smart Danda…………
Uss Din Ek Baat Pata Chali Ke Maar Who Wahid Shay Hai Jo Rozay Mai Khaao Tu Roza Nahi Totta
Bhaai Loog Maar Bohat Bohat Parhi Hai But Apne Ko Farq Nahi Parhta……..Woh Kya Hai Naa Ke Apne Ko Nahi Lagta…
Thanks And Pitti Hoi Regards,
SG
Teen Tracker said:bahut pitta hoon ek baar main ne jotay polish karna bhool gaya ami ne thapporon ki barsat kardee aur us kay baad TT sahib 3 din kay liye behre ho gaye
SupidGuy said:
Winter's Pitaai
yaar when i was a kid tu Isloooooo mai bohat sardi hoti thi.infact mujhe kuch ziadah hi lagti thi.......hamray paas ek choota sa Shoona sa Heater thaa....jab raat mai ziadah sardi hoti thi tu ham behan bhaai sab mil ke ek Blanket mai ghuss jate thay.........kitta maza aata thaaaa..........Woh Heater hamien ham ke Nana aur Naani Ji ne Gift dia thaa...
woh Heater naa itta pala shaa tha ke kya bataoon.........uss se ham Blanket garam karni ki bajaye khailte rahte thay...... jab uss ke opar haath rakhoo tu..... woh bohat garam ho jata thaa aur ziadah Heat Produce karta thaa........
ek din mere aur mere baray bhaai ki Aapas mai uss Heater ke peechay larai ho gai.......
aur Mere Baaoo Ji ne ham dono ki Khoob Chitrool ki..............
ussi Paalay shay Heater ki Paali aur Mooti she Wire se ham Dono Bhaioon ki pitaai hoi....
yaar really mai abhi yaad kar ke bohat maza aa raha hai...........
Baoo Ji ne Zoor se Wire mujhe maari jo mere Galay se Lipatt gai..............Oh Man,suchi mai uss time chala ke Ek Damm se Badan Garam kaise hota hai?????
uss kaa Baaoo Ji ne Heater Daram se Toor dia..............
hamara pala sha Heater......
magar uss palay shay Heater ki woh Manhoos Wire bohat arsay tak Zindah rahi aur uss se ham sab ki bohat Pitaaiaan hoi.(baad mai mein ne woh wire X kar di)
its a Winter's Pitaaii....
aur haan aap sab ke liye ek Advice hai.....
agar Winter mai Sardi lage tu Dont use Heater........Mar Khaao Maar ....uss se dono Benefits hein....
one is Electricity use nahi ho gi...
second is Heater ke bina hai Badan ek Damm se Garam ho jaye ga......
SupidGuy said:
SALL said:apna to batao
last week ??
baat to the point karni hai warna batane ko kafi kuch hai...
SupidGuy said:
Yaar yeah hoi naa Absolute Pitaai......TT & Faradiya..
pahle wali sab maarien tu thein......
yaa phir unn sab ne jhoot bola
Mujhe bhi Bachpan mei bohat Maar pari hai.....
mere bachpan mai Maar ke ilawa kuch nahi thaa....
ek din mai aur mera choota bhaai dono hockey khail rahe thay.....(in ramadhan)
hockey khailte khailte i tried to hit ball jo ball ki jaga ja ke mere chootay bhaai ke Maathay (forehead) pe lagi hockey....
beleive meri tu sari jaan nikal gai....
with in few seconds Chootay ke Maathay (forehead) pe Goomarh nazar aa raha thaa (ball se bhi bara)
woh rota rota ghar gya.......Maan ji tu Namaz parh rahi thein....pata nahi Kahan se Baoo Ji aa gaye..... Oh Man!!!
suchi mai itna mara Baoo Ji ne itna mara ke bass naa pocho......wohi meri hockey aur mein.......Baao Ji ne itne Goal kiye uss Hockey se ke i dont wana remind the memories of that day......woh tu Shukar hai ke Maan Ji ne Bacha lia warna tu meri Hadioon (bones) ki khair nahi thi.. mein Pitaai ke baad woh Hockey hi Chupa di...... ( i knew ke kal phir maar parhni hai aur woh Hockey se nahi honi chahiye.... )..........
Shair ur Pitaaiyaan!
SupidGuy said:
cutefriend said:
Yaar mujhe Rozay mai maar parhi thi aur Tum Thumbs Up karo!!!
Shabash Yaar Shabash
SupidGuy said:
A Ramazani Pitaai
Yaar Ek Dafa Ramzan Mai Mein Kiting Karne Ke Chakkar Mai Time Hi Bhool Gya…….Iftar Se Thoori Dair Pahle I Saw Baoo Ji With A Smart Danda…………
Uss Din Ek Baat Pata Chali Ke Maar Who Wahid Shay Hai Jo Rozay Mai Khaao Tu Roza Nahi Totta
Bhaai Loog Maar Bohat Bohat Parhi Hai But Apne Ko Farq Nahi Parhta……..Woh Kya Hai Naa Ke Apne Ko Nahi Lagta…
Thanks And Pitti Hoi Regards,
SG
SupidGuy said:
Teen Tracker said:ek maar aur hay woh bhi zabardast thee
main ne kisi baat par jhoot bola abu ne to dant kar khamosh ho gaye ami ne gin ky 35 thappar mare thay
yaar i have another pitaai too....
balke pitaaiaan too.........
but mere Maan Ji aur Baoo Ji ne kabhi mujhe Count kar ke nahi mara........
Pitaai No 2
when i was in 5th class...tab bhi aisi hi ek yaadgaar maar prahi ke Sawad aa gya thaa....
as i remember yaar summer vacations start hone wali thien...
it was last working day @ school...
almostly 11:00 am pe school se ghar aaya...
aur aate hi bahir khailne nikal gyaa....
sakht garmi thi aur mein Shehtoot khane frends ke saath darakht pe charha hoa thaa.....
@ 3:30 pe mujhe pata chala ke ghar walay dhoondh rahe hein...
jab yaad aaya ke ghar bhi koi jaga hoti hai tu suchi mai meri jaan hi nikal gai
abhi ghar jane ka sooch hi raha thaa ke Baaoo Ji lene aa gaye.......
mat pocho ke phir kya hoa........
woh maar parhi ki ALLAH ki panah......
uss din tu Baao Ji ne Maan Ji ke kahne par bhi nahi chooraa...
bohat maar parhi......itni ke maar khaa kar soya tu next morning mai hi aankh khuli.....then i realized yaar meri back pe abhi bhi pain hai.....
but uss maar se bhi apne ko kuch nahi ho .....baaqi ki summer vacations mai bhi issi type aur bohat maar parhti rahien......
baaqi yeah hai ke mein aaj bhi woh wali maar nahi bhoolaa......
SupidGuy said:
Winter's Pitaai
yaar when i was a kid tu Isloooooo mai bohat sardi hoti thi.infact mujhe kuch ziadah hi lagti thi.......hamray paas ek choota sa Shoona sa Heater thaa....jab raat mai ziadah sardi hoti thi tu ham behan bhaai sab mil ke ek Blanket mai ghuss jate thay.........kitta maza aata thaaaa..........Woh Heater hamien ham ke Nana aur Naani Ji ne Gift dia thaa...
woh Heater naa itta pala shaa tha ke kya bataoon.........uss se ham Blanket garam karni ki bajaye khailte rahte thay...... jab uss ke opar haath rakhoo tu..... woh bohat garam ho jata thaa aur ziadah Heat Produce karta thaa........
ek din mere aur mere baray bhaai ki Aapas mai uss Heater ke peechay larai ho gai.......
aur Mere Baaoo Ji ne ham dono ki Khoob Chitrool ki..............
ussi Paalay shay Heater ki Paali aur Mooti she Wire se ham Dono Bhaioon ki pitaai hoi....
yaar really mai abhi yaad kar ke bohat maza aa raha hai...........
Baoo Ji ne Zoor se Wire mujhe maari jo mere Galay se Lipatt gai..............Oh Man,suchi mai uss time chala ke Ek Damm se Badan Garam kaise hota hai?????
uss kaa Baaoo Ji ne Heater Daram se Toor dia..............
hamara pala sha Heater......
magar uss palay shay Heater ki woh Manhoos Wire bohat arsay tak Zindah rahi aur uss se ham sab ki bohat Pitaaiaan hoi.(baad mai mein ne woh wire X kar di)
its a Winter's Pitaaii....
aur haan aap sab ke liye ek Advice hai.....
agar Winter mai Sardi lage tu Dont use Heater........Mar Khaao Maar ....uss se dono Benefits hein....
one is Electricity use nahi ho gi...
second is Heater ke bina hai Badan ek Damm se Garam ho jaye ga......