Kab Kab Maar Parhi Bachpan Mai

lolzz..wah wah..pehlay hi wada lay lia hay
wesay waday tu toot jate hain Teendabba ab tu ap zaroor bajogay shadi k bad

zarrur aur mujey bolana nahi bhooolana ok intezaar hai mujeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

king ab bohot ho gaya

ok jaldi end kardoongi

arey ab koi apni pitai ka kisssa kyu nahi sona raha king tum hi sonado sharmao nahi

kahaan gaye sg ,TT kissa sonao

ek baar paree thee zabardast maar abu ki pocket maree , aur abu ne mujhe marte huay dekh liya ,itna maara kay ab abu ki pocket ka soch kar khoon khushk ho jata hay

acha to tum bhi king key partner ho ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhho

zindagee main ek baar ghaltee kee thee saza mil gaye

Another Pitaai
ek din ham 3 bhaai Tv dekh rahe thay..mujh se bara aur mujh se Choota wala dono aapas mai larh rahe thay.....ek doosray ko Pillows se maar rahe thay and i was watching Cartoons on TV...my Maan Ji (Sultan Rahi Part-2) said Baaz aa jaoo....she dont know that inside room who is creating Problem ....i think Maan Ji uss time Namaz parh rahi thein...... as she finished her Namaz...she came into the Room aur pata nahi kahan se Kambakhat ek adad Jacket unn ke haath aa gai .....aur ussi waqt dono Bhaai idhar udhar Bhaag Gaye....aur Maan Ji samjhi ke I am (Abdul Basit) was making noise.....bas phir kya thaa......mein thaa aur Maan Ji ke haath mai woh Jacket.... aur unhoon ne uss Jacket se aisi Pitaai ki ke Maza aa gya.....
Mistakenly, Jacket mai maujood Zip (jo ke kaafi Strong thi) mere Sarr (Head) pe lag gai......jis se Bleeding Start ho gai....pahle tu mujhe pata hi nahi chala ke kya hoa hai.... but jaise hi pata chala mein ne Dhaarien maar maar ke Roona shuroo kar dia....aaj bhi mujhe apne words yaad hein.....i said to My Maan Ji "haan aap tu chahti hi nahi hein ke mein iss ghar mai rahoon...har waqt mujhe danti aur maarti rahti hein. jaise mein Sautela Beta (Step Son) hoon.....ek hi dafa kioon nahi maar deti jaan se.....and words like that..... aur phir zoor zoor se Abbu Ji Abbu Ji chillana shuroo kar dia.....

baad mei mere Chootay Bhaai ne Mera iss baat pe bohat record lagaya hai many times........

meri Maan Ji was totally Heran-o-Pareshaan ke "Aye ki ho gya way???" woh mujhe piyar karien aur mein haath naa lagane dooon woh mujhe Mera Beta Mera Beta aur mein kahoon koi nahi mein aap ka Beta Weta...

aur meri Bari Behan was soo soo caring for me that time..........shaam ko dono Bhaaioon ne phir se larhna shuroo kar dia..... aur mein ........






kya naa yaar koi mujhe lauta de mujhe mera Bachpan.........

hey app ki sad story sun ker mein bhi sad hogai wo kia haina kaash kash ye sub merey samney hota to kitna maza ata bus jii yehi bat maney pareshaan kitta hai

aoye ek bat to bhool gai ye sultan rahi part -1 kon hain

now that was a funny one


par aise dialogue to hum ab bhi marte hein

SALL said:

now that was a funny one

yah i know,
ab yaad aata hai tu bohat acha lagta hai.....
but dont make it funny matter.....
mujhe maar parhi hai aur tum ke daant nikal rahe hein......

sall said:

par aise dialogue to hum ab bhi marte hein

khali kholi dailogues se kya hota hai....
maar khaa kar kahoo naa yeah dailogues....

red rose said:

hey app ki sad story sun ker mein bhi sad hogai wo kia haina kaash kash ye sub merey samney hota to kitna maza ata bus jii yehi bat maney pareshaan kitta hai

kia hoa stupid

ek aur pitaee
is main ami se bhi paree thee aur abu se bhi

5th class main tha jab mere abu mujhe aur mere bahen ko maths parha rahe thay main ne divison ka ek sum bhi theek na kia toi abu ne dunhayee kee.Jab abu bahargaye to ami ne apna part ada kia unho ne Cycle ki tube uthayee aur jo mara hum dono ko. kay basss

stooooopid
kaun hai jo humein maare






yar waise nahi
its not at alll funny
itni bedardi se pitai,, woh bhi bachon ki
y r ppl so mazo
im out of this topic

you better keep walking

Teen Tracker said:

ek aur pitaee
is main ami se bhi paree thee aur abu se bhi

5th class main tha jab mere abu mujhe aur mere bahen ko maths parha rahe thay main ne divison ka ek sum bhi theek na kia toi abu ne dunhayee kee.Jab abu bahargaye to ami ne apna part ada kia unho ne Cycle ki tube uthayee aur jo mara hum dono ko. kay basss

TT mujey to tumhari ami sey dar lagney laga hai

mujhe to lagta hay

wesey TT abu zada martein hain ya ammi bad mein wife ka pochoon gi

abu se bahut kam paree hay lekin ami se behisab

acha app kitney bro,sis hain

2 sis 2 bro

waah meri tarhaan

pitai kiss ki zada hoti hai such bolna aur such ke siwa kuch nahi bolna

mujh se chotee bahen ka aur mera 36 ka ankra tha hamesha larte thay is liye maar bhi main khata tha baad walee maar bhi mera mukkadar thee