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Queen of jb

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vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,        &nbs p;      vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

              

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

             

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

            

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........

            

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....

       

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...
kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

WHO COLLEGE KE DIN.......................



                       
Posted 14 Jan 2005
joker says
block marka
Posted 27 Mar 2005
joker says
why so far koyii cheez happy bi kertii hai kia
so far away said:

RAIN RAIN RAIN COZ I HATE RAIN COZ IT MAKES ME SAD

Posted 27 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

block marka


acha je
per hacker sahib yeh kia hota hai
kabhi suna nahin
Posted 28 Mar 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

why so far koyii cheez happy bi kertii hai kia

so far away said:

RAIN RAIN RAIN COZ I HATE RAIN COZ IT MAKES ME SAD






hey why does it make u sad anyway
Posted 28 Mar 2005
joker says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

why so far koyii cheez happy bi kertii hai kia

so far away said:

RAIN RAIN RAIN COZ I HATE RAIN COZ IT MAKES ME SAD






hey why does it make u sad anyway
Posted 28 Mar 2005
joker says
arey sahib hum kahan
kuch hota ho ga pata nahii kerwaya
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka


acha je
per hacker sahib yeh kia hota hai
kabhi suna nahin
Posted 28 Mar 2005
Queen of jb says
humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....
Posted 01 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........
Posted 01 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........
Posted 01 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

arey sahib hum kahan
kuch hota ho ga pata nahii kerwaya

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka


acha je
per hacker sahib yeh kia hota hai
kabhi suna nahin

kamal hai
mein pata kerwaon saab kuch
hmm bohat kaam hai app hi kerwa lein na
pehley hi dusre topic ka bhi kuch pata ligwana hai
Posted 02 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....


sweet sis je
peechey kahaan
app ke samney hi ho raha hai jo ho raha hai


Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........




Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret
Posted 02 Apr 2005
joker says
segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret yay kia kaha app nain hum asay kaam nahii kerty
Queen of jb said:

humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....


sweet sis je
peechey kahaan
app ke samney hi ho raha hai jo ho raha hai


Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........




Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret
Posted 02 Apr 2005
joker says
sub app kay samnain hi ho raha haii
Queen of jb said:

humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....

Posted 02 Apr 2005
joker says
ehhhhhhhhhhhh koyii changa kaam haii
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........
Posted 02 Apr 2005
joker says
apnain kahan app kay
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........
Posted 02 Apr 2005
joker says
nahii app kerwayain na
and kon sa dusra topic
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

arey sahib hum kahan
kuch hota ho ga pata nahii kerwaya

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka


acha je
per hacker sahib yeh kia hota hai
kabhi suna nahin

kamal hai
mein pata kerwaon saab kuch
hmm bohat kaam hai app hi kerwa lein na
pehley hi dusre topic ka bhi kuch pata ligwana hai
Posted 02 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret yay kia kaha app nain hum asay kaam nahii kerty








je je i knew
aur hum nein kabh kaha wasey bhi ke app asey kaam kertey hain
Posted 02 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

    nahii app kerwayain na
and kon sa dusra topic



nahin nahin je bohat busy hoon
i think the topic is love letter
Posted 02 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....


sweet sis je
peechey kahaan
app ke samney hi ho raha hai jo ho raha hai


Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........




Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret



ji haan secret......

app humari side hain ya hacker ki......

ye app ka thumb hecker ki taraf kiyon hai.....
Posted 04 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?
Posted 04 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

apnain kahan app kay

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........



app ko app khe kar ezzat di thee.....


tum hacker, itna sach nahi boltay......




yeah ye bhi koi kaam hai(burash karna)........
Posted 04 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?



fighting main...........

pitai kardoo hacker ki.....
Posted 04 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
kiun
Posted 04 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
awein .....baray dinno say haath main khojli ho rahi hai.......
Posted 04 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
hmmmm
Posted 04 Apr 2005
joker says
med use karoo na
Queen of jb said:

awein .....baray dinno say haath main khojli ho rahi hai.......

Posted 04 Apr 2005
joker says
darpook hoo
apnain kaam kud kia karooo dosroo ko galat way na dakhyoo
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?



fighting main...........

pitai kardoo hacker ki.....
Posted 04 Apr 2005
joker says
main nain app say kia jhoot bula haii
bohaat bara kaam haii burash kerna kabi kia ho to pata hoo na
Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

apnain kahan app kay

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........



app ko app khe kar ezzat di thee.....


tum hacker, itna sach nahi boltay......




yeah ye bhi koi kaam hai(burash karna)........
Posted 04 Apr 2005
joker says
merii side per
paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?

Posted 04 Apr 2005
joker says
app jal koyoo rahii hain
honain dayain kasii ko to humari side per
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....


sweet sis je
peechey kahaan
app ke samney hi ho raha hai jo ho raha hai


Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........




Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret



ji haan secret......

app humari side hain ya hacker ki......

ye app ka thumb hecker ki taraf kiyon hai.....
Posted 04 Apr 2005
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