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Queen of jb

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vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo,
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa...........
magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,        &nbs p;      vo chaay ka paani vo teeKha samosaa..........

              

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa,
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa,
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa,
vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa,
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa,
vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka Kissaa.....

             

bimaari ka reason de ke time badhanaa,
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa,
vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa,
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa,
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul,
par vo maa ka vishvas - Teachar ka Bharosaa.....

            

vo pedon ke neeche gappe ladanaa,
vo raaton mein drawing sheets banaanaa,
vo exams ke akhari din theatre mein jaanaa,
vo bhole se freshers ko hamesha sataanaa,
without any reason common off pe jaanaa,
test ke waqt table mein kitabon ko rakhnaa,
isi tarah teachers ko dena Jhansaa........

            

college ki sabse purani nishaanee,
vo chaaywala jise saare kehte the... jaani,
vo jaani ke hathon ki 'cutting' chaay meethee,
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi,
vo padh tehi chiththi uska bhadakna,
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka Gussaa.....

       

college ki wo saari lambisi raatein,
vo doston se canteen mein pyaari si baatein,
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa,
vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa,
bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi,
vo college, vo batein, vo shararatein vo javani...
kaash hum phir dohra sakte kahani......
vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani...

WHO COLLEGE KE DIN.......................



                       
Posted 14 Jan 2005
joker says
koyoo love letter likhnain ka tareeka jaan rahy hoo kia
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

    nahii app kerwayain na
and kon sa dusra topic



nahin nahin je bohat busy hoon
i think the topic is love letter
Posted 04 Apr 2005
joker says
acha
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret yay kia kaha app nain hum asay kaam nahii kerty








je je i knew
aur hum nein kabh kaha wasey bhi ke app asey kaam kertey hain
Posted 04 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

darpook hoo
apnain kaam kud kia karooo dosroo ko galat way na dakhyoo

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?



fighting main...........

pitai kardoo hacker ki.....

hacker
Posted 05 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein
Posted 05 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

app jal koyoo rahii hain
honain dayain kasii ko to humari side per





Posted 05 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

koyoo love letter likhnain ka tareeka jaan rahy hoo kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

    nahii app kerwayain na
and kon sa dusra topic



nahin nahin je bohat busy hoon
i think the topic is love letter


je nahin janab
aur bhi bohat kaam hain
Posted 05 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

acha

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret yay kia kaha app nain hum asay kaam nahii kerty








je je i knew
aur hum nein kabh kaha wasey bhi ke app asey kaam kertey hain


ahaan
Posted 05 Apr 2005
joker says
maslen
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

koyoo love letter likhnain ka tareeka jaan rahy hoo kia

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

    nahii app kerwayain na
and kon sa dusra topic



nahin nahin je bohat busy hoon
i think the topic is love letter


je nahin janab
aur bhi bohat kaam hain
Posted 05 Apr 2005
joker says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

app jal koyoo rahii hain
honain dayain kasii ko to humari side per





Posted 05 Apr 2005
joker says
hmm Queen say poochain order to unno nain diy ahaii
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein
Posted 05 Apr 2005
joker says
jeeeeeee
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

darpook hoo
apnain kaam kud kia karooo dosroo ko galat way na dakhyoo

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?



fighting main...........

pitai kardoo hacker ki.....

hacker
Posted 05 Apr 2005
joker says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

acha

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret yay kia kaha app nain hum asay kaam nahii kerty








je je i knew
aur hum nein kabh kaha wasey bhi ke app asey kaam kertey hain


ahaan
Posted 05 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

darpook hoo
apnain kaam kud kia karooo dosroo ko galat way na dakhyoo

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?



fighting main...........

pitai kardoo hacker ki.....





kahin ajj subha tum nay Mirror tu nahi dekha tha............. aik darpook dekha hoga .........
Posted 05 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

main nain app say kia jhoot bula haii
bohaat bara kaam haii burash kerna kabi kia ho to pata hoo na

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

apnain kahan app kay

Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........





app ko app khe kar ezzat di thee.....


tum hacker, itna sach nahi boltay......




yeah ye bhi koi kaam hai(burash karna)........





Posted 05 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

app jal koyoo rahii hain
honain dayain kasii ko to humari side per

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:

humaray pechay kiya ho raha hai yahan?.....


sweet sis je
peechey kahaan
app ke samney hi ho raha hai jo ho raha hai


Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

nice
kon si toothpaste use kerti hain sis je





main burash hi nahi karti..........




Queen of jb said:

heart__hacker said:

block marka




apnay segreet kisi ko nahi batay........

segreet?? u mean Cigarette
ohhh secret



ji haan secret......

app humari side hain ya hacker ki......

ye app ka thumb hecker ki taraf kiyon hai.....



aey haey kiyon honnay dain.....
humara bhaiya humi ko miyaon.......
Posted 05 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

    jeeeeeee

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

darpook hoo
apnain kaam kud kia karooo dosroo ko galat way na dakhyoo

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?



fighting main...........

pitai kardoo hacker ki.....

hacker




wo khe rahay hain sudhar jao ......warna maar khao gay........
Posted 05 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein



tension nai lay nay ka.....

shan meri side decide ho giya......
Posted 05 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye
Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

hmm Queen say poochain order to unno nain diy ahaii

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein

Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

    jeeeeeee


kuch nahin janab
Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

   


kahin ajj subha tum nay Mirror tu nahi dekha tha............. aik darpook dekha hoga .........


Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:


aey haey kiyon honnay dain.....
humara bhaiya humi ko miyaon.......



Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:




wo khe rahay hain sudhar jao ......warna maar khao gay........




   
Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein



tension nai lay nay ka.....

shan meri side decide ho giya......

Posted 06 Apr 2005
joker says
na daynai ka
no prob
Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein



tension nai lay nay ka.....

shan meri side decide ho giya......
Posted 06 Apr 2005
joker says
wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye
Posted 06 Apr 2005
joker says
paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

hmm Queen say poochain order to unno nain diy ahaii

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein

Posted 06 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

na daynai ka
no prob

Queen of jb said:

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

merii side per

paki_fan said:

hmm
kis baat per kis ki side per hoon?


woh meri sis hain aur app bhi mere bhai se kam nahin so... khud hi app dono decide ker lein



tension nai lay nay ka.....

shan meri side decide ho giya......



tesion only denay ka.......tension tumharay pechay lag chuki hai..........
Posted 06 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
paki_fan said:

Queen of jb said:


aey haey kiyon honnay dain.....
humara bhaiya humi ko miyaon.......






Posted 06 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
heart__hacker said:

wo har kaam jo mostly people nahii kerty

paki_fan said:

heart__hacker said:

maslen


app kia kia kertey hain pehley yeh bataye

Posted 07 Apr 2005
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