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Posted on 8/5/2007 3:47:47 PM
nice work
Posted on 8/5/2007 3:51:07 PM
thankss
Posted on 8/6/2007 4:23:47 AM
welcome
Posted on 8/6/2007 4:33:50 AM


School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.





Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Posted on 8/7/2007 7:57:39 AM


Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!




Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women




Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Posted on 8/7/2007 8:11:06 AM

Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
---


Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that

another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
---
Posted on 8/9/2007 9:13:08 AM


Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.




Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Posted on 8/9/2007 9:20:31 AM

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Posted on 8/9/2007 9:23:07 AM
Posted on 8/13/2007 5:01:15 AM


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Posted on 8/14/2007 3:13:55 AM
THXXX
Posted on 8/16/2007 5:11:17 AM
welcome
Posted on 8/16/2007 11:36:32 AM
Posted on 8/22/2007 9:06:03 AM
more yarrrrrr
Posted on 8/25/2007 3:45:31 AM
KING OF JB:
thx
Posted on 8/26/2007 6:26:14 AM
May Be:
Posted on 8/26/2007 6:26:54 AM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him



awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde
Posted on 9/1/2007 4:49:46 PM
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him



awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir
Posted on 9/3/2007 11:58:17 AM
cutefriend:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him



awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir


samjh jaa wohi maang liya hai maine
Posted on 9/4/2007 10:03:12 PM
Fairl_Girl:

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.


Posted on 9/5/2007 5:25:15 PM
FG iss joke mei ghalti hai

last mei RISTA nai RISHTAY hoga
Posted on 9/8/2007 9:11:20 PM
TUMHARA ISTIHAR NAHI HAI YEH
Posted on 9/9/2007 5:32:33 AM
London_Girl:
Fairl_Girl:

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.


MAIN KIA KARO RAM MUJHE BUDHA MIL GAYA
Posted on 9/9/2007 5:48:07 AM
Mujrim:
cutefriend:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him



awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir


samjh jaa wohi maang liya hai maine
MAI SAMJH RAHE HO TUMHARE KALI BAATAY
Posted on 9/9/2007 5:49:38 AM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
cutefriend:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him



awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki
dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo


ab mei aagaya hoo fikar na karo milke njoy kareinge
suniye zara cf ko boliye keh woh kuch dair ke liye hum dono ko akela chorde

arye jani kia yar sifarshye dalwa raha hai FG se

aik baar bol ker tu dekh jani jaan bhi hazir


samjh jaa wohi maang liya hai maine
MAI SAMJH RAHE HO TUMHARE KALI BAATAY



hayee FG kitni samjhdaar ho aap


ab samjhgayee to phir kya bolti ho??
Posted on 9/9/2007 6:50:17 PM
usse phocha jisse lay rah eho
Posted on 9/11/2007 4:04:53 AM
aap samjh jaao na
Posted on 9/11/2007 10:47:37 PM
kisi zamanye main idher jokes miltye thye read honye ko


aj joke parhnye aya tu hai hi nahi
Posted on 9/12/2007 3:29:44 AM
aur aaj love story mil rahi hai
Posted on 9/14/2007 6:11:31 PM
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