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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

Reverse dynamics:
When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty.... She becomes rich.

I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend.

Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !

Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?

THINK~

THINK~

It's "FATHER DAY"

Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, "What are you here for? "

Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger."

Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too young yet, what will happened to me?"

College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,

Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..

GUD WORK THT WS AWESOME

FG jeee

rlly nice jokes
u r gettin notty jee

Monkey In The Plane


Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Mujrim:

FG jeee

rlly nice jokes
u r gettin notty jee

nahi ji me shareef

xvenomiuschild:

GUD WORK THT WS AWESOME

thxx

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain

A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.

Plane says:" yaar rocket TU itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"

Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke Peechwade main AAG lagi ho...."

Lalu spoke in love, "Why don't you and I go to some place where there is nobody."
Pyari flirted, "You won't make any mischief with me there, would you?"

Lalu assured in fright, "Not at all"
Pyari angered, "Then why the hell you want to go to there?"

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac……….tacatac….
De tacatac……….tacatac….

Stupid I am playing table tennis

Bhikari: Saab ek rupiya de do.

Saab: tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte?

Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

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AWESOME FG


nice collection

THXX

Parent style



After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujrati man in Bombay calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.


"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"


Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, I'll take care of this."

She calls Bombay immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!"

Party Crashers






It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments.

She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea....

He turned to the crowd of guests and said "Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?" about twenty people stood.

Then he asked " Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?" about twenty five people stood up.

The He smiled and said

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"Will all those who stood please leave, This is a birthday party".

lovelyyy