curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na

SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof nail
MUMMY kaha se laye he

jab gabbar paiDa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the


ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar

Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer



Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea...

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega

thx tashu

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him

God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga..



A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.

Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota"




The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study?



life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.

Fairl_Girl:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him

awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki

nice work

thx cf

Mujrim:

Fairl_Girl:

mujrim nahi ayega maza nahi ayega yahan
i'll really miss him

awwwww acha itna acha dost hoo kya mei aapka

koi prob nai aapke liye mei INSHALLAH koshish karooga aane ki

dost ka to pata nahi
per ap enjoy karo

thx FG

now waiting 4 more

more.......

aik dafa ek sardar jee aur ek musalman ek daftar mein interview denay k liye aye...pehlay musalman ki baari thi....

interview lenay wala: America k sadar ka naam batayein ?
musalman: waisay tou badalta rehta hai per aaj kal bush hai

interview lenay wala: Pakistan kab bana ?
musalman: koshish tou sadiyon se jari thi per 1947 mein ban gaya tha

interview lenay wala: Mareekh per abaadi hai ya nahi ?
musalman: sciencedaan kaafi arsay se koshish kar rahay hein per saabit nahi kar sakay

musalman bahir aya tou sardar jee ne us se poocha k unhon ne kiya kiya sawal kiye aur tumne kiya kiya jawab diye...musalman ne sardar jee ko sab jawabaat bata diye...

ab sardar jee ander gaye...

interview lenay wala: sardar jee apka naam kiya hai ?
sardar jee: waisay tou badalta rehta hai magar aj kal bush hai

interview lenay wala (heran ho kar): sardar jee ap peda kab huway ?
sardar jee: koshish tou sadiyon se jari thi per 1947 mein ho hi gaya tha

interview lenay wala (gussay se): sardar jee ap pagal tou nahi hein ?
sardar jee: sciencedaan kaafi arsay se koshish kar rahay hein magar saabit nahi kar sakay

nina:

thxxx

a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.

first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?




man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"

nice

Fairl_Girl:

a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.

London_Girl:

Fairl_Girl:

a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.

MUJHE PATA THA AP YEHI ATTACK KAROGI

KING OF JB:

THX KINGU

^dewaja^:

~tasha~:

nice

Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love



Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain