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Fairl_Girl:
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.


Posted on 6/21/2007 1:39:15 AM
Mujrim:
gud1 jee lagay raho
thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi
Posted on 6/21/2007 7:59:10 AM
thx lg
Posted on 6/21/2007 7:59:53 AM
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Posted on 6/21/2007 8:20:26 AM
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."



Posted on 6/21/2007 8:21:45 AM
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
Posted on 6/21/2007 8:22:52 AM
1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua ho
Posted on 6/21/2007 8:26:07 AM
Hello G!
Main Amitabh bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
"BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
Posted on 6/21/2007 8:27:10 AM
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…

Posted on 6/21/2007 8:43:03 AM
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.
Posted on 6/21/2007 8:52:18 AM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
gud1 jee lagay raho
thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi


kyu jee??? pooranay dialouge ke ilwa kuch naya bolna
Posted on 6/21/2007 5:16:40 PM
dekhle kaisa phasaya isse
Posted on 6/21/2007 11:25:03 PM
Fairl_Girl:
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…



Posted on 6/22/2007 1:50:33 AM
Fairl_Girl:
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi


Posted on 6/22/2007 1:50:50 AM
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
gud1 jee lagay raho
thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi


kyu jee??? pooranay dialouge ke ilwa kuch naya bolna
SUCH KARWA LAGA TO DIALOGUE PER AGAYE MUJHE TUMHARE TARHAN ACTTING NAHI ATI
Posted on 6/22/2007 4:36:19 AM
London_Girl:
Fairl_Girl:
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi


Posted on 6/22/2007 4:37:39 AM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
gud1 jee lagay raho
thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi


kyu jee??? pooranay dialouge ke ilwa kuch naya bolna
SUCH KARWA LAGA TO DIALOGUE PER AGAYE MUJHE TUMHARE TARHAN ACTTING NAHI ATI


hum aur actin na jee humei actin nai aati haan albatta jhoot bol leta hoo kabhi kabar
Posted on 6/22/2007 5:57:18 PM
padhashi adat
Posted on 6/27/2007 6:30:58 AM
Posted on 6/27/2007 6:35:06 AM

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..




Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana



EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,



Posted on 6/27/2007 7:38:45 AM
Fairl_Girl:
padhashi adat


bus jee aapse hee seekhi hai u jhooti aunty jhootay jokes likhnay wali
Posted on 6/27/2007 5:17:29 PM
Fairl_Girl:

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..




Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana



EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,






Posted on 6/28/2007 12:25:19 AM
Fairl_Girl:

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..




Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana



EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,





oye aapko kya hua jee last wala thora lame hogaya


othr all r gud
Posted on 6/28/2007 2:02:51 AM
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
padhashi adat


bus jee aapse hee seekhi hai u jhooti aunty jhootay jokes likhnay wali
tum kaun ho main tumko nahi janti
apni anty ko kyon bula rahae ho
lolz
Posted on 6/28/2007 7:17:41 AM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
padhashi adat


bus jee aapse hee seekhi hai u jhooti aunty jhootay jokes likhnay wali
tum kaun ho main tumko nahi janti
apni anty ko kyon bula rahae ho
lolz



phir se jhoot kaha aapne dekhlo u jhooti bachee
Posted on 6/28/2007 4:03:00 PM

Santa went to a museum and there he accidently breaks a statue.

Officer: "You just broke a 5000 year old statue".

Santa: "Thank God!...mere ko laga naiya tha".



Wife: "chalo na, kaheen bahir chaltey hain car mein aur car main drive karoon gee!"


Husband: "car tum drive karo gee tu iss ka matlab yeh hua k jaaein gey car mein aur aaein gey Akhbaar mein!"


Posted on 7/1/2007 5:19:19 AM


Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka - chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar - Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away


Munna: Abhi tu bol eh mamu bheja mat phira
Circuit: Mother's brother dont rotate my brain

Munna: Yeh bol idhar aa khajhur detha hun karcha pani
circiut: Come with me for a date i will pay u

Munna: Ab yeh bol apun ko bahut sardi ho gayi hai
Circuit: I got big winter in small nose
Posted on 7/1/2007 5:25:05 AM
muna n circuit lolzzzzz
Posted on 7/1/2007 5:33:05 AM
good work sista

Posted on 7/1/2007 6:18:26 AM
Posted on 7/1/2007 5:16:38 PM
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