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Mujrim:
gud 1s jeee
THANKS KABUJLIIIIIIIII
Posted on 7/9/2007 4:50:01 AM

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever





Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"

Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"
Posted on 7/9/2007 4:50:43 AM

Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti


woh to nazar arah ahai ajkal tv per
Posted on 7/9/2007 4:58:55 AM


2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay..
Posted on 7/9/2007 5:02:57 AM
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley




Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM





Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga???

mujrim
Posted on 7/9/2007 5:09:29 AM


A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"

Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside".
Posted on 7/9/2007 5:10:52 AM
   
Posted on 7/9/2007 12:54:15 PM
gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka
Posted on 7/9/2007 4:24:56 PM
Fairl_Girl:

Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli



Posted on 7/10/2007 4:48:40 AM
Fairl_Girl:

Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti


woh to nazar arah ahai ajkal tv per


Posted on 7/10/2007 4:49:14 AM
kewl
Posted on 7/10/2007 3:12:14 PM
thx sis
thx bulbuli
Posted on 7/20/2007 8:11:34 AM
Mujrim:
gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka
naak kam main phoch phoch
Posted on 7/20/2007 8:13:55 AM
cutefriend:
   
thx
Posted on 7/20/2007 8:13:56 AM



Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"
Posted on 7/20/2007 8:27:21 AM


Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .


A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER




Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Posted on 7/20/2007 8:34:55 AM

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!




terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres

Posted on 7/20/2007 8:40:01 AM
Posted on 7/20/2007 12:40:00 PM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka
naak kam main phoch phoch


haan jee
Posted on 7/20/2007 3:48:01 PM
gud1's keep goin on
Posted on 7/20/2007 3:48:10 PM
thx kabujli
Posted on 7/21/2007 8:40:50 AM
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka
naak kam main phoch phoch


haan jee
HAN JI
Posted on 7/21/2007 8:49:59 AM

Kashmir ki Khubsurat wadi main, baraf ki choti per eik romantic raat ko heer nee ranjha se zor se kaha , way thand ho gai hay jersi pa laY



Bahu: Maan je wo abhi tak nahi aye kahin kisi dosri aurat k sath .
Saas: are khalmuhi, to hamesha aysa koin sochti hay? Ho sakta hay truck k nechay aa gya ho.
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Posted on 7/21/2007 8:57:17 AM
Fairl_Girl:
thx kabujli


yw
Posted on 7/21/2007 3:14:08 PM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
gud1's jee


pitwanay ka irada hai jee apka pakka pakka
naak kam main phoch phoch


haan jee
HAN JI



chalo jaisi aapki marzi

lekin pehli maar aapse
Posted on 7/21/2007 3:14:28 PM
NAHI BHAI MAIN NAMOHARAM KO MARTI NAHI HON
BALKE KHOOOTE HON
Posted on 7/26/2007 6:23:47 AM

" Dead Dog"


Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.



" Respect for Living Things"


A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".


Posted on 7/26/2007 6:44:28 AM


" Kid's Birthday Party"


This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired clown.

Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.


" Mirrors "


According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Posted on 7/26/2007 6:45:31 AM

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
KAMINA DARZI LOLZ
Posted on 7/26/2007 6:50:22 AM

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.



Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega

Posted on 7/26/2007 6:52:43 AM
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