A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"?Man Replies 10.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
Read this biography of a sardar When God passed out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn't want any. When God passed out ears, I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones. When God passed out legs, I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones. When God passed out noses, I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one. When God passed out heads, I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one. When God passed out brains, I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the d ealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
`But I think I know where I`m going wrong,` said Santa, `I think I`m planting them too deep.`
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Sardar`s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM". **********************************************************
Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the d ealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
`But I think I know where I`m going wrong,` said Santa, `I think I`m planting them too deep.`
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Sardar`s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM". **********************************************************
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Sardar`s Donkey
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn`t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ><<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<<<<<<< Chinese Sardar
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
============================================================ ======== 3 Desi`s after Death
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. God asks all of them, `When you are lying there after the accident and friends and family are mourning and crying,
what would you have liked to hear them say about you?`
The first guy says, `I would liked to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.`
The second guy says, `I would have liked to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference, in children of tomorrow.`
The last guy, a sardarji replies after much thought, `I would have liked to hear them say...
LOOK, HE`S MOVING!`
============================================================ ===== Sardarji`s Chinese Friend
Sardar ji visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar ji goes 2 China 2 find meaning of his friends last words.
The last word he said was.. `U R STANDNG ON My OXGN TUBE!"
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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